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You Want Me to Kill Who? (A Dandy Frost-Ninja Assassin Story) - Book One
I am a Petaloid.
The lowest rung of the races, except for humans, the native species of the planet. Some say we're powerless but it really just takes us a while to find our power. Okay, a long while.
Besides, as my mother always told me, "Petaloid means 'resembling the petals of a flower.' We're slow to blossom, but when we do, we're the most radiant plant in the forest."
Tell that to my boss. You know, Jacquard Buttkiss? The cranky Xygloid who's about to fire me for accidentally damaging robot parts in the Buttkiss Android Factory?
Or maybe he has something entirely different in mind....If only I could find my power, I might see a way out of this mess. But right now, it doesn't look like it.
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Not even her sexy ex-jewel-thief-ex-husband.
I am a Petaloid.
The lowest rung of the races, except for humans, the native species of the planet. Some say we're powerless but it really just takes us a while to find our power. Okay, a long while.
Besides, as my mother always told me, "Petaloid means 'resembling the petals of a flower.' We're slow to blossom, but when we do, we're the most radiant plant in the forest."
Tell that to my boss. You know, Jacquard Buttkiss? The cranky Xygloid who's about to fire me for accidentally damaging robot parts in the Buttkiss Android Factory?
Or maybe he has something entirely different in mind....If only I could find my power, I might see a way out of this mess. But right now, it doesn't look like it.
OTHER BOOKS BY LINSEY LANIER
THE MIRANDA'S RIGHTS MYSTERY SERIES
Someone Else's Daughter - Book I
Delicious Torment - Book II
Forever Mine - Book III
Fire Dancer - Book IV
Thin Ice - Book V
COMING IN 2014
The Miranda and Parker Mysteries
AVAILABLE NOW
Chicago Cop (A cop family thriller) - a police thriller featuring GUTS team lead Lieutenant Maggie Delaney, a tough cop hunting down a
crazed mafia hit man bent on revenge.
Steal My Heart (A Romantic Suspense) - Get me what I want or you'll never see your daughter again. New York newspaper columnist, Paige Dunbar, can hardly breathe when she learns her precious three-year-old daughter has
been kidnapped. She'll do anything to get her back, including steal the famous Fantasia necklace the kidnapper wants. No one can stop her.
Not even her sexy ex-jewel-thief-ex-husband.
Product Details
BN ID: | 2940149062027 |
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Publisher: | Felicity Books |
Publication date: | 12/12/2013 |
Series: | A Dandy Frost-Ninja Assassin Story , #1 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | NOOK Book |
Pages: | 152 |
Sales rank: | 381,883 |
File size: | 545 KB |
About the Author
Linsey Lanier is the author of a dozen novels and several short stories, including the best selling Miranda's Rights Mystery series. She writes romantic suspense, mystery, thrillers, and humorous romantic fantasy--all with a dash of sass. She is also a long time member of Romance Writers of America.
Find out more or join Linsey's mailing list at linseylanier.com.
Find out more or join Linsey's mailing list at linseylanier.com.
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