You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

by Alec Baldwin, Kurt Andersen


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Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally
"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well—even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House—only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true—people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy."
Until Donald Trump publishes his account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. 
He was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man always eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws as well as his own excellence. Now that refreshingly compulsive un-PC candor is applied to his time as leader of the free world. The mind-boggling private encounters with world leaders. The genius backroom strategy sessions with White House advisers. His triumphs over the dishonest news media. The historic, world-changing decisions — many of them secret until now. What he really thinks of Melania and Ivanka and Jared, Donald Jr. and Eric and the other one. And many spectacular, historic, exclusive photographs of him in private and public, making America great again.
Presented by two of America's foremost Trump scholars, Alec Baldwin and Kurt Andersen.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780525521990
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 11/07/2017
Pages: 256
Sales rank: 256,708
Product dimensions: 6.40(w) x 9.50(h) x 1.20(d)

About the Author

Alec Baldwin is a multiple Emmy, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild Award-winning actor, producer, comedian, and philanthropist. He has also been nominated for an Oscar and a Tony Award and the author of the New York Times bestseller A Promise to Ourselves. 

Kurt Andersen is an author/novelist and host of the public radio show Studio 360. He is also co-founder of Spy and author of Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History, which Random House is publishing in July 2017.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 You Actually Can't Spell America Without "Me" 1

Chapter 2 I Had To Do It My Way 6

Chapter 3 This is American History 15

Chapter 4 I Won, I'm a Winner, I'm The Winner 23

Chapter 5 With Great Wealth Comes Great Quality 34

Chapter 6 The Actual Legal Takeover of the Government 37

Chapter 7 I Need a TV In The Oval 47

Chapter 8 It Finally Felt Real, Like a Movie 53

Chapter 9 I'm The President 65

Chapter 10 I Feel Like a New Man 77

Chapter 11 I Like Tough 80

Chapter 12 It Was About To Get Even Better 88

Chapter 13 The So-Called Russia Stories 98

Chapter 14 If I Acted "Presidential" I'd Lose My Special Powers 102

Chapter 15 The American People Understand 114

Chapter 16 A Good Test for Comey 125

Chapter 17 They Said It On the News 132

Chapter 18 The Bad Polls Are Probably Mostly or Completely Fake 143

Chapter 19 Everybody Lied To Me 152

Chapter 20 Ivanka Has Such a Gorgeous Smile 164

Chapter 21 The Presidency Really is Like a TV Series 171

Chapter 22 I Never Panic 179

Chapter 23 I Had To "Kill" Him-Kiel in Quotation Marks 190

Chapter 24 The "Special Counsel" is Totally Rigged 196

Chapter 25 Everyone Nervous Except Me 200

Chapter 26 Is Jared A Fredo? 205

Chapter 27 We're Both Strong and Know the Score 208

Chapter 28 If Anything Happens To Me, Here's the Truth 212

Chapter 29 We'll All Look Back and Laugh About This 214

Chapter 30 Call Him Flipper 216

Chapter 31 It's A Crazy World 217

Chapter 32 So Many, Many Secrets To Keep 221

Chapter 33 Route 66 223

Chapter 34 Maga 226

Chapter 35 My Nobel Prize 227

Chapter 36 Shlimazel 228

Chapter 37 Ang Buhlay Ay Maganda 229

Chapter 38 Was That All A Dream? 232

Chapter 39 All Fake 233

Chapter 40 Hooray President Trump, Hooray Presidente Trump, Hooray President Trump in Russian With the Crazy Backward 3 234

Chapter 41 The End 240

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You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody) 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
Bookish1KP More than 1 year ago
Really funny satire!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good take on trump's moronic antics
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love it so much
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Shows drumpf for what the world knows him to be - a toxic blowhard not qualified to be elected as an alderman let alone the mistake that has been foisted on this great and now suffering country.
guitaoist3 More than 1 year ago
typical liberal trash which avoids any mention of hilarys corruption. way to be a good guy by closing one eye there Alec
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Alec who? I couldn't get past the free sample reading.