Funny and Hilarious Halloween and Vampire Jokes for Kids!
Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about vampires and Halloween.
Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny vampire and Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.
Jokes from this funny book...
Q: What is Dracula's car called?
A: A mobile blood unit!
Q: What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
A: By long distance!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!
Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
A: The girl necks door!
Q: What type of people do vampires like?
A: Type O positive people!
Q: Where is Dracula's American office?
A: The Vampire State Building!
- Funny vampire and Halloween jokes
- Excellent for early and beginning readers
- Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
- Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
This funny joke book is full of funny vampire and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.
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About the Author
Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing
The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis.
Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well.
Johnny has published 50+ (and counting) best-selling books!
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