The Vulgar Boatman (Brady Coyne Series #6)

The Vulgar Boatman (Brady Coyne Series #6)

by William G. Tapply

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Overview

When a politician’s son is suspected of murder, Boston lawyer Brady Coyne is dispatched to fix it—only to uncover a web of deceit: “Tapply at his best” (The New York Times).
 Running for governor on the Republican ticket, Tom Baron needs his image to be squeaky clean. He employs men like Brady Coyne, a compassionate Boston attorney, to keep problems far away from his campaign. But when his son doesn’t come home one night, Tom’s political strategy becomes a criminal matter.
His son’s girlfriend has been murdered, and the boy has no alibi. To protect his friend’s political ambitions, Brady digs into the investigation, finding a trail of drugs and corruption that stretches far across the Eastern seaboard.
Tom Baron may be his friend, but Brady Coyne will stomach no cover-up. If the son is guilty and Tom is involved, Brady will come down on the would-be governor with a fury that will make Boston politics look like a student council election.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781480427402
Publisher: MysteriousPress.com/Open Road
Publication date: 08/06/2013
Series: Brady Coyne Series , #6
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 226
Sales rank: 287,269
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

William G. Tapply (1940–2009) was an American author best known for writing legal thrillers. A lifelong New Englander, he graduated from Amherst and Harvard before going on to teach social studies at Lexington High School. He published his first novel, Death at Charity’s Point, in 1984. A story of death and betrayal among Boston Brahmins, it introduced crusading lawyer Brady Coyne, a fishing enthusiast whom Tapply would follow through twenty-five more novels, including Follow the Sharks, The Vulgar Boatman, and the posthumously published Outwitting Trolls.
Besides writing regular columns for Field and Stream, Gray’s Sporting Journal, and American Angler, Tapply wrote numerous books on fishing, hunting, and life in the outdoors. He was also the author of The Elements of Mystery Fiction, a writer’s guide. He died in 2009, at his home in Hancock, New Hampshire.  
William G. Tapply (1940–2009) was an American author best known for writing legal thrillers. A lifelong New Englander, he graduated from Amherst and Harvard before going on to teach social studies at Lexington High School. He published his first novel, Death at Charity’s Point, in 1984. A story of death and betrayal among Boston Brahmins, it introduced crusading lawyer Brady Coyne, a fishing enthusiast whom Tapply would follow through twenty-five more novels, including Follow the Sharks, The Vulgar Boatman, and the posthumously published Outwitting Trolls.

Besides writing regular columns for Field and Stream, Gray’s Sporting Journal, and American Angler, Tapply wrote numerous books on fishing, hunting, and life in the outdoors. He was also the author of The Elements of Mystery Fiction, a writer’s guide. He died in 2009, at his home in Hancock, New Hampshire.  

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The Vulgar Boatman

A Brady Coyne Mystery


By William G. Tapply

MysteriousPress.com

Copyright © 1987 William G. Tapply
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4804-2740-2


CHAPTER 1

When Tom Baron called me, he did not beat around the bush. This was unusual, since he had earned a reputation for excellence in misdirection and evasion during his current gubernatorial campaign.

"I gotta see you, Brady," he said.

"Is this something political, Tom?"

"It's not political. It's personal. It's something for my lawyer."

"Because if this is political, I already told you. I want nothing to do with your campaign. I'm not even going to vote for you."

"I told you. It's personal."

I lit a cigarette and swiveled around to look out my office window at the rooftops of Copley Square. The sky over Boston was clear and blue. Indian summer. The frost would soon be on the pumpkin. Next thing, it would be nipping at my nose. Or was it toes? Whatever, an attorney with well-ordered priorities should be casting dry flies to rising brown trout someplace like the Deerfield River on a day like this.

I rotated my chair again in an effort to put the temptations of the great out-of-doors behind me. A futile try.

"You there, Brady?" said Tom.

I sighed. "Yeah, Tom. I'm here. What do you want to talk about?"

"Not on the phone."

"Why the hell not? My lines are secure, believe me. Your opponent got something on you, is that it? You want to bring suit against the Democratic party? Looking for the Globe to make a retraction? Hey, I loved that cartoon on the editorial page this morning. See it? They had you dressed in an animal skin. You looked a lot like Fred Flintstone, actually, and you were swinging around this big club at a bunch of dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were labeled 'Big Government' and 'Drug Kingpins' and 'Welfare Moochers.' It was beautiful."

"I didn't find it that funny," said Tom primly. "But that's not it. I told you it wasn't political."

"They're doing a real number on you, pal."

"Screw them. Hey, I really gotta see you. You still my attorney, or what?"

"Sure. I'm your attorney."

"You still handle my personal stuff, right?"

"Yup."

"And you make house calls."

"I do. That is part of my charm."

"That's your main charm," he said. "Look. We're having one of our frank-and-bean fundraisers this evening in the old hometown. Why don't you come to it, and we can get together afterwards?"

"You want me to pay twenty bucks for a plate of beans?"

"For you, Counselor, it's on the house. I'll throw in a speech for good measure."

"You do that, I won't know which gave me gas."

"You'll be there, then."

"I'm a lawyer. It's a tough job. But I'm a tough guy."

"Terrific."

"Look, Tom. What the hell is this all about, anyway?"

"Can't tell you. See you tonight. Elks lodge in Windsor Harbor. Be there around six-thirty."


Windsor Harbor, Massachusetts, Tom Baron's hometown, was about an hour's drive from my office in downtown Boston. I persuaded Sylvie Szabo to go with me. I thought she would find Tom Baron's frank-and-bean dinner in the local Elks hall entertaining.

"Tom Baron," I told her as we drove, "is trying to combat the Republican fat-cat image. He wants people to think he's down-to-earth, old-fashioned, approachable, plain folks."

"But Tom Baron is a fat-cat Republican," observed Sylvie.

"True enough. But that isn't important. What's important is the image."

"American politics is amusing," said Sylvie.

"Well, I think you might find this evening amusing, anyway."

"Should I vote for this Tom Baron?"

"If you believe in the great American Dream, you probably should. If you believe that any poor boy can make good, and that the only enemy of progress is big government and individual sloth, yes, Tom Baron is your man."

Tom Baron, I went on to tell Sylvie, grew up in little Windsor Harbor on the Massachusetts North Shore in the days before it had been condoed and yuppified. Tom's father had scratched a meager living out of a nine-hole golf course along the rocky seacoast. Tom had earned a degree in agronomy from UMass, paying for his tuition by mowing his father's fairways and selling golf balls in the pro shop. When he graduated, he married his high school sweetheart and took over the club. He persuaded his worn-out parents to retire to Florida and within three years Tom turned developer. He carved up the hundred or so acres of fairway and rough into house lots, built expensive homes on them, and made his first few million. It was rumored that Tom had smoothed over any uneven spots by spreading around incentives among key members of the Windsor Harbor planning board, board of selectmen, and zoning board. This was never proven, although several of those officials ended up living in Tom's development, having received favorable mortgage rates from the banks where Tom did his business.

"This," Sylvie interrupted, "is the American way, no?"

"It is, yes."

"So your Mr. Baron is a crook, then?"

"Being a crook is not necessarily the American way, Sylvie."

"I am hopelessly confused," said Sylvie, pretending to pout.

I exited Route 128 onto 1A and stopped at a red light. I leaned over and kissed the top of Sylvie's head. "You are the least confused person I know," I said into her hair. "But you do seem to have a lopsided way of looking at politics."

"I lived in Hungary for fourteen years," she said softly, her head bowed while I nuzzled the nape of her neck. "I see American politics differently from you. In America, the politicians care what the people think. That is not a bad thing."

"Well, I'm not so sure it's a good thing," I murmured. The light changed and I put my BMW through its gears. We were into the countryside now, winding through apple orchards and pastures and woodlands painted crimson and gold. We crossed several little tidal creeks. The smell of salt air wafted in through the sunroof.

This was Baron country. After he'd made his fortune out of his father's golf course, Tom had taken up buying and selling North Shore properties in a big way. I handled most of his contracts, cleared the deeds, researched the laws, and in general kept him on the proper side of the fine line.

What he managed to accomplish over martinis was his own business. At least, that's the way I rationalized it. He was a tough, hardheaded businessman. He broke no laws. If he had, I would have defended him. And then I would have cut him loose, because if he broke a law it would have meant he had failed to follow my advice. But he never did. He was a good client. He also happened to pay me a lot of money.

He was also a pretty good guy and, as often seems to happen between me and my clients, we had become friends. When I was still married to Gloria, we'd take our sons, Billy and Joey, for Sunday afternoon picnics with Tom and Joanie and their boy, Buddy. Tom had a boat, and we'd cruise out to the Isle of Shoals or up into the mouth of the Merrimack. Sometimes we'd find the bluefish running, or maybe a school of mackerel, and the boys would haul them in.

Tom was also a helluva golfer, a talent he claimed was useful in his business activities. He gave me two strokes a side, and he usually beat me anyway.

After Gloria and I split, I steered clear of social get-togethers with Tom's family. Joanie kept inviting me for dinner, and I kept finding excuses. I knew that Joanie and Gloria kept in touch, and I sensed that we would be awkward. There had always been a vague chemistry between Joanie and me, harmless enough when we were both married, but nothing I wanted to let loose after my divorce.

When Tom decided to heed the blandishments of the Republican party to run for governor, he asked me to serve on what he called his "brain trust." I declined instantly. A man had to draw the line somewhere.

"Politics," I told Tom gently when he asked me, "just isn't my thing."

A more accurate truth was that Tom Baron's politics in particular wasn't my thing.

His "just plain folks" campaign was the butt of jokes in what he referred to as the "liberal press," which included both Boston newspapers. The small-town weeklies were generally kinder to him. The campaign was the brainchild of his campaign manager, Eddy Curry, who claimed to be a student of the American political scene. "It's the old log cabin and hard cider theme," he told me once. "Abe Lincoln splitting logs. JFK playing touch football with Bobby and Teddy, or at the helm of old Joe's schooner, squinting saltily into the sun. Ike in hip boots trying to catch a trout. Right? We've gotta personalize our man, see. I mean, Tom is a wealthy fella. But we've gotta package him as a regular guy. One of the boys. Republicans like to hold their fundraisers at the Ritz or the Parker House, right? Five hundred, a thousand bucks a plate. Lobster, shad roe, shit like that. Black tie, right? Okay. So we tip it over. The Ritz? We line up the local Sons of Italy hall. K of C. Rotary. Elks. Go to the small towns. Let the press take its best shot. Most of the people don't trust the press anyway. Lobster? Prime rib? We serve baked beans and franks and brown bread. Mother's apple pie for dessert. And we wheel out old Tom, he tells a few jokes, lets the folks see that he ain't any bigger than life, knock off a few homespun truths, two or three eternal verities. He's glib enough. Handsome fella to boot. He'll go over good. After the speech, we clear away the tables and bring out the jug band. Let Tom do a couple riffs on the bass fiddle. Tap a keg. Turkey in the straw. Hee-haw. Beat the Democrats at their own game. We'll sell this sucker. Folks don't wanna know that the twentieth goddamn century has arrived, never mind it's practically over. They wanna think that if they work hard they'll earn something for it, roughly what it's worth, and when they earn it the government ain't gonna take it away from them and then turn it over to shiftless minority types who'll use it to buy the house next door and screw up their property values. The demographics are with us on this. The liberals have had their day in the old Bay State. Now it's Tom Baron's turn."

Tom had kicked off his campaign with one of his frank-and-bean shindigs at Windsor Harbor the previous May. Ostensibly, he was campaigning for the primary election in September. Actually, though, he had that all sewed up, since he had the endorsement of every important Republican in the Commonwealth, and now the polls showed him a scant seven percentage points behind his probable November opponent, Governor McElroy himself, the Democratic incumbent. Eddy Curry found the nineteen percent undecided in the polls particularly encouraging.

Sylvie put her hand on my knee. "If you are so cynical about your friend Mr. Baron, why are we going to see him?"

"Because he is still my client, and he is my friend, and because he has a problem."

"But must we go and eat this awful food?"

"Tell you what," I said. "For putting up with all this—and with me in general—you don't have to clean your plate. We'll take a detour on the way home and have dinner at Gert's. Ever had monkfish?"

"It does not sound pretty."

"It's downright ugly. Maybe the ugliest fish in the sea. Also maybe the most delicious. Fortunately, they don't serve monkfish faces in restaurants. We'll have the monkfish at Gert's, carafe or two of her nice house white, then we'll go back to my place and…"

Sylvie's hand began to slither up the inside of my thigh. "And what, Bradee?"

I grabbed her hand and moved it to her lap. "I'm driving," I told her. "And don't try to seduce me with your Hungarian accent, either. You know perfectly well and what."

She squeezed my hand and laid her head on my shoulder. "I will try the monkfish, then. As long as I don't have to eat any beans."


The parking lot beside the Windsor Harbor Elks lodge was nearly full. I found a slot between a Toyota and a Ford pickup. There weren't any other BMW's there.

Inside, the big room was lined with long narrow tables covered with paper tablecloths. I estimated that there were fifty tables, each of which would seat ten or twelve people. At twenty bucks per, that would clear the Tom Baron for Governor coffers around ten grand before expenses. Not much, by current standards. But Tom had plenty of other sources. Money wasn't the point of these events.

Sylvie and I stood in the doorway. She grabbed my hand and whispered, "Do we really have to do this?"

"Hey," I said. "It'll be fun."

People were milling about. Many had already laid claim to seats. The place was filling up fast. "We should find a seat," I said to Sylvie.

Eddy Curry pushed his way through a knot of people and extended his hand to me. "Brady. Damn glad you could make it. Our candidate has been asking for you."

"I'm here," I said. "Sylvie Szabo, this is Eddy Curry."

Curry looked Sylvie up and down. She was well worth examining. She grinned at him and held out her hand. "Mr. Curry," she said, "Brady tells me you are a politician."

Curry took her hand. "Yeah, I suppose you could say that."

"That," said Sylvie, still smiling, "is unfortunate."

Curry shrugged. "If that's your opinion, Miss, I guess it's my loss."

He was a big man, soft and fat, his neck bulging over his shirt collar, his forehead perpetually damp, the armpits on his shirts ringed. He had achieved the reputation as the shrewdest campaigner in the state, and when the Republican bosses summoned Tom Baron, they insisted that Eddy Curry run the campaign.

Curry, as far as I could tell, had no particular loyalty to Tom. For that matter, he evinced no loyalty to the Republicans, either. His loyalty was to the game, to the tricks and ploys and tactics, to the winning.

And to the enormous fees he commanded, too.

"Can I see Tom?" I asked him.

"Not until after the speech. He's getting ready to come out now."

"Psyching himself up, huh?"

"Yeah. Like that. Look. Everyone's finding seats. Whyn't you and the lady grab a chair and enjoy yourselves."

"Fat chance of that."

Curry grinned. "How'd you like to do this five, six times a week? Tom'll catch you later, okay?"

He slapped my bicep and waddled off into the crowd. I took Sylvie's hand and we wended our way to a distant table where it looked like we might have a little privacy.

No such luck. Our table filled rapidly with people who all seemed to know each other. They were friendly enough, calling me and Sylvie by our first names, actually "Brad" and "Sylvia," but it was close enough. The meal was served family-style—a big vat of baked beans, a platter of hot dogs, several baskets of steamed brown bread, jars of catsup and mustard and relishes. Paper plates, plastic flatware.

The guy seated next to Sylvie, an emaciated old fellow with thick suspenders and big wattles hanging from his chin, loaded up Sylvie's plate with beans and franks despite her protests. Several of our tablemates made jokes about flatulence. Their wives all giggled pinkly. They seemed to be having a grand time. Clearly, Tom Baron was a prince of a fellow to make all this revelry possible.

The man with the suspenders kept touching Sylvie. She was wearing her long blond hair in a braid, and this old guy liked to tug it and make a sound like a train's whistle. "Woo, woo," he'd hoot, and then he'd look around expectantly to see if anyone besides himself was guffawing. Sylvie rolled her eyes at me. I grinned back at her. I knew she could take care of herself.

"C'mon, little lady," wheezed the old guy. "Eat them beans. Put some meat on your bones." He poked her ribs, very near her breast. "Yep," he opined, looking around and nodding. "Need to put some meat on you."

After a few minutes of this, Sylvie leaned close to the guy and whispered into his ear. He listened for a moment, his grin transforming itself into a frown, and then his head jerked back as if she had slapped him. He stared at her briefly, his mouth agape, and then shoved back his chair and fled.

Sylvie arched her eyebrows and shrugged at me.

"What'd you say?" I asked her.

She leaned across the table to me. "I just asked him if he wanted to get laid. I guess he didn't, huh?"

A gang of volunteer waitresses cleared away the debris of the meal and slid paper plates of apple pie in front of us. We passed around big stainless steel pitchers of hot coffee for our Styrofoam cups. From the head table came the whine and hum of the amplifier. A voice said, "Can I have your attention, please?"

The conversational din gradually died, and all heads turned to the front. A guy with slicked-back black hair and sideburns was standing at his place at the table, holding a hand mike. "Probably the head Elk," I whispered to Sylvie. "Guy with the biggest rack."


(Continues...)

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