The Potting Shed: A Play

The Potting Shed: A Play

by Graham Greene

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From the British novelist, this Tony Award–winning drama of family secrets delivers “brilliantly effective . . . enormously provocative . . . theatrical suspense” (New York Post).

The Callifer family has assembled in the English country home of Wild Grove where its patriarch—a once-renowned rationalist and man of letters—nears death. Arriving unexpectedly to pay his respects is his son, James, a pariah among the Callifers, who finds a dark veil still drawn over his mysterious childhood. It was decades ago, when James was fourteen, that something happened to him in the garden shed, a black hole in his memories. For everyone else, it’s an unforgettable source of unease—and for some, unforgiveable. To discover the truth, James seeks out his ostracized uncle, an alcoholic priest with nothing left to lose. What unfolds makes for “some of the most moving, forceful and compelling theatre since Eugene O’Neill” (The Harvard Crimson).

Graham Greene’s Tony Award–winning work for the stage made its Broadway debut in 1957 and was hailed by the New York Times as “an original drama that probes deep into the spirit and casts a spell.”

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ISBN-13: 9781504054294
Publisher: Open Road Media
Publication date: 08/07/2018
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 123
Sales rank: 244,364
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Graham Greene (1904–1991) is recognized as one of the most important writers of the twentieth century, achieving both literary acclaim and popular success. His best known works include Brighton Rock, The Heart of the Matter, The Quiet American, and The Power and the Glory. After leaving Oxford, Greene first pursued a career in journalism before dedicating himself full-time to writing with his first big success, Stamboul Train. He became involved in screenwriting and wrote adaptations for the cinema as well as original screenplays, the most successful being The Third Man. Religious, moral, and political themes are at the root of much of his work, and throughout his life he traveled to some of the wildest and most volatile parts of the world, which provided settings for his fiction. Greene was a member of the Order of Merit and a Companion of Honour.
Graham Greene (1904–1991) is recognized as one of the most important writers of the twentieth century, achieving both literary acclaim and popular success. His best known works include Brighton Rock, The Heart of the Matter, The Quiet American, and The Power and the Glory. After leaving Oxford, Greene first pursued a career in journalism before dedicating himself full-time to writing with his first big success, Stamboul Train. He became involved in screenwriting and wrote adaptations for the cinema as well as original screenplays, the most successful being The Third Man. Religious, moral, and political themes are at the root of much of his work, and throughout his life he traveled to some of the wildest and most volatile parts of the world, which provided settings for his fiction. Greene was a member of the Order of Merit and a Companion of Honour.

Date of Birth:

October 2, 1904

Date of Death:

April 3, 1991

Place of Birth:

Berkhamsted, England

Place of Death:

Vevey, Switzerland


Balliol College, Oxford

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It is the living room of Wild Grove one autumn afternoon — if one were to describe the room in terms of its owner, H. C. Callifer, a high-minded rather pedantic room and a little outmoded. There are a lot of books, but they look, even from a distance, dull and heavy books. One might have taken them for works of theology if one were unaware of H. C. Callifer's reputation. Alas! how much of the world, after a period when Callifer was classed with Wynwood Read and The Cosmic Fallacy with The Martyrdom of Man, has become unaware of that reputation. The world has changed around this room, this house. When Callifer first built Wild Grove, planning it with the woman he loved, those factory chimneys which now appear in the distance through the garden window did not exist. There was a grove — perhaps there was even a wildness in Callifer himself, but more than forty years have passed since then. The Grove has become a grave, and in the best bedroom upstairs H. C. Callifer is dying. Throughout the scene that follows, till the very end, we hear at times the footsteps of those above; conversations are interrupted while the quality of the footsteps are, as it were, assessed.

When the curtain rises there is only one occupant of the living room — a man twenty years junior to Callifer himself, but twenty years at this period of life have ceased to count. Dr. Frederick Baston is now well past sixty, though he was once Callifer's youngest and cleverest disciple. His reputation grew with Callifer's, but he was never a rival. If Callifer had died at sixty, Baston would have written his biography and carried on his work, but when the tide of the world's favour receded from Callifer, it receded from Baston too. They are part of the same beach. Will any publisher now be sufficiently interested to commission a biography?

A small, tired, fussy figure, worrying too much about details, Baston is walking restlessly from one end of the living room to the other, from the fireplace with Dutch tiles to the mirror over the sofa. He carries two or three sheets of notepaper in his hand and he is learning something by heart. As he reaches the fireplace he tries out a passage, letting his hand fall.

Baston: It needed courage in those days to meet the challenge of the churches with a — with a — (he consults his pages again and walks back towards the mirror, reading the words in an inaudible mutter. When he reaches the mirror he shoots out another phrase) — against the vested interests of superstition. (He catches sight of himself in the mirror and, leaning forward, examines a sty on the lower lid of his left eye. He gives it a tentative squeeze, and then starts out on his walk again.) Callifer's greatest book was of course The Cosmic Fallacy, but those who were closest to him knew what store he set by that charming pathetic study of Jesus Christ, the Palestinian religious leader, He Was a Man. He was a man. We can say that too, in a different sense, of Callifer. Those of us who loved him most, his wife, his sons — (he consults his pages) his son, his oldest friend and disciple, repeat with sorrow, "He was a man." We would be unworthy of him — (he reaches the mirror and again against his will his finger goes up and tries the sty; a pause; he turns to pace again; a girl of thirteen comes through the garden window, unnoticed, and watches him) unworthy of him if, if — (he consults his pages, looks around, picks up an ash-tray from a table) we did not recognize that these ashes that at his request I now resign to the river and the fields and the earth he loved (he makes a motion with his ashtray) are all that remains. (Back again, while the girl observes him.) Now that the immense spaces of the empty universe, of uninhabited planets and cooling stellar systems have taken the place of the Christian God, we have Callifer to thank for a human life worthy of courageous Man. To the Christian superstition of eternal life, he bravely countered with the truth, Eternal Death.

The girl interrupts, interested, matter-of-fact.

ANNE: Has Grandfather died, Dr. Baston?

BASTON (put out): I'm sorry — didn't hear. ... Where did you come from?

ANNE: The garden.

BASTON: Playing?

ANNE: Would you mind being very careful what questions you ask me?


ANNE: There you go again. You see, I've made a vow that for one month I'll speak the exact truth — a lunar month, not a calendar. There are still eighteen days to go.

BASTON: What happens afterwards?

ANNE: I shall tell lies again like everybody else. Is Grandfather dead yet?

BASTON: He's making a wonderful fight.

ANNE: So would you, wouldn't you? It can't be very nice, being dead. Is Granny with him?

BASTON: Yes. And your father. And the doctor, of course.

ANNE: Will he last the night, do you think?

BASTON: So you ask questions too.

ANNE: Only when I really want to know the answer. Practical questions. That was another vow of mine. Only I'm keeping that vow forever.

BASTON: Who did you vow to?

ANNE: To the inevitability of evolution and the sacredness of man.

BASTON: It sounds a big vow.

ANNE: I got it from an essay of grandfather's, "The Credo of an Atheist." You know, I liked what you said just now about uninhabited planets.

BASTON: I can see you're a real Callifer.

ANNE: Sometimes I wish this planet was uninhabited too — no human beings, only hills and rivers and sky.

BASTON: I rather like human beings.

ANNE: I don't. They are so untidy. Stomach aches, colds in the head, spots — (BASTON automatically puts up his hand to his sty.) Aunt Sara's in the garden, snivelling in a deck chair.

BASTON: What a hard child you are.

ANNE: It's no good being mushy, is it? It's the truth that matters. And she is snivelling.

BASTON: You could have said "crying."

ANNE: But crying's quite a different thing.

BASTON: I expect she's very fond of your grandfather.

ANNE: Perhaps. Or she may be snivelling for lost love, though it's not likely after all these years. I call her Aunt Sara, but strictly speaking I shouldn't, should I, not after she divorced Uncle?

BASTON (ironically): A courtesy title.

ANNE: I don't understand why she comes here, and not Uncle James.

BASTON (uneasily): I suppose he was too busy to come. Or perhaps his paper couldn't spare him. And it's a long way from Nottingham.

ANNE: My school is further than Nottingham. They fetched me.

BASTON: I expect there was some reason.

ANNE: They never told him Grandfather was dying.

BASTON: Nonsense.

ANNE: But I know. They gave me the telegrams to take to the post office. There was one to you and one to Father, even one to her. but not to him. Is he a criminal? That's a practical question.

BASTON: Of course he isn't.

ANNE: Or wicked?

BASTON: No, no.

ANNE: Or mad?

BASTON: Of course not.

ANNE (after a pause for thought): Then I was quite right to do what I did.

BASTON: What did you do?

ANNE: I sent him a telegram myself.

BASTON (in a shocked voice): That was very, very wrong of you.

ANNE: Why?

BASTON: To upset everybody at a time like this. With your grandfather dying upstairs.

ANNE: Is Uncle a hunchback? Has he got a face of horror?

BASTON: You're a silly interfering little girl. I only hope he has the sense not to come. I shall have to warn your grandmother.

ANNE (pondering the word): Warn —?

BASTON: He's not wanted here. Nobody wants him here.

ANNE (going thoughtfully to the window): I see. I'm sorry. (She goes thoughtfully out through the french windows, passing Sara as she does so.)

Sara is a woman of about thirty-six, good-looking, but carrying with her a sense of disappointment and drift.

BASTON (holding out his sheaf of papers): She's made me forget every word. (He lays the papers on a table.)

SARA: Is he dead?

BASTON: No. They'll call us at the end. Do you know what that child has done? She's sent for James.

SARA: Poor James. But is that so awful? He's got the right, hasn't he?

BASTON: And that old man has the right to die in peace.

SARA: Sometimes the dying want to forgive ...

BASTON (evasively): Oh, I don't think there's anything to forgive.

SARA: It will be strange seeing James after all these years. What does a man become when a wife leaves him on his own? He ate salt on his bread and he used to take tea, not coffee, for breakfast. Those are the things one remembers. (A pause.) Why did they always hate him so? I don't.

BASTON (hedging): It's not hate. They never got along, that's all. Even when he was a boy ...

SARA: I would have loved a child of mine whatever he did. (A pause.) Do you know, they only got fond of me after the divorce? They wrote to me so kindly then. But as long as James and I were together I was infectious. A mother generally defends her son, doesn't she? — but when I left him, I won his mother's approval.

BASTON: I shan't tell Mrs. Callifer yet. Perhaps he'll have the sense to keep away. For your sake, too, it would be painful.

SARA: Would it? I suppose so. It's very bitter when a man leaves you for nothing. I wouldn't have minded so much if he'd been in love with another woman. I could bear being beaten by someone younger, someone lovely. But I was beaten by a bed-sitting-room in Nottingham. That's all he left me for.

BASTON: I remember your house at Richmond. It was very beautiful.

SARA: But he wouldn't live in it. (Bitterly): It contained me.

BASTON: I never understood it. He always seemed so fond of you.

SARA: Do you know what it's like being married to a sleepwalker?

BASTON: I don't know anything about marriage. I never had the nerve to commit it.

The door opens and Mrs. Callifer enters — a handsome upright figure in spite of her seventy years.

BASTON: How is he?

MRS. CALLIFER: He's sleeping again. He was conscious for nearly five minutes. I almost hoped.

BASTON: You ought to rest, Mary. Let Sara or me —

MRS. CALLIFER: I'll rest when it's over.

BASTON: You're killing yourself.

MRS. CALLIFER: Oh, no, Fred, don't worry. That would be too good. (A pause.) Next week we would have had our golden wedding. (She goes over to a table where Baston has laid down his papers. Before he can interfere she has picked one up. He waits with a look of embarrassed shame.) It reads very well, Fred. "Cooling stellar systems."

BASTON: Those are his words.

MRS. CALLIFER: We had a royalty statement last week. They only send them once a year now. They'd sold three copies of The Cosmic Fallacy for export.

BASTON: Anyway it's in print still.

MRS. CALLIFER: Oh, yes. At that rate it will be in print longer than we shall be. Christianity is the fashion now.

BASTON: A passing fashion.

MRS. CALLIFER: Of course. But how he hated those sentimental myths, virgin births, crucified Gods. (She is thinking of something else and talks to distract herself.) Just now, from Henry's room, I thought I heard a dog barking. Did you?

BASTON: No. Perhaps a stray —

MRS. CALLIFER: I must remember to look at the wire netting on the gate. We had a lot of trouble once with dogs, messing up the flower beds.

SARA (with a smile): I have one now, but I never bring it.

MRS. CALLIFER: You think I'm very fussy, but you know it's not old age. I've always detested dogs, haven't I, Fred?

BASTON: Always.

MRS. CALLIFER: Parodies of men and women. I hate parodies. We both always hated parodies. Where's John?

BASTON: I thought he was with you.

SARA: He went to the post office.

MRS. CALLIFER: I hope he won't be long. (She tries to talk very detachedly and sensibly, but she can't prevent her restless movements and the quick changes of subject that show her mind is elsewhere.) It was good of you to do the flowers, Sara. Very nicely, too. Perhaps a little modern. I'm surprised The Times hasn't rung up.

SARA (comfortingly): The Rationalist Review was on the telephone an hour ago. A Mr. Minster. He was very concerned.

MRS. CALLIFER (dismissing the comfort): We never thought very highly of Mr. Minster. Where is Anne?

SARA: In the garden.

MRS. CALLIFER: If he becomes conscious it will be the last time. I do want him to see all the faces he loved. You, Fred, especially. (But this statement is too near the emotion she is trying to suppress. She veers away, picking up Baston's papers.) It was good of you to come at once, take all this trouble. You know I tried to persuade him to alter his will — about the ceremony. The River Wandle is not how he remembers it. Too much pollution from the dye factory, and the housing development has ruined the fields.

BASTON: John and I found a spot where you can only just see the chimneys —

MRS. CALLIFER: Well, of course it doesn't matter, does it? It's just a gesture, scattering ashes. People are so sentimental sometimes — about death — wishing to be buried together. (Her voice breaks and she makes for a flower vase and begins to rearrange it.)

SARA (breaking the silence): I really believe I did hear a dog.

MRS. CALLIFER: I thought I'd have Mrs. Bentham in to make new slipcovers. These are really too old. (She desperately slides across the surface of the unfamiliar new life of a widow.) Do you really have to go next week, Sara?

SARA: Oh, I could always make an excuse.

MRS. CALLIFER: I thought if you could stay a few more days — we might hire a car and go to the autumn flower show at Weston. I missed it last year when Henry was ill.

SARA: Of course I'll stay.

Anne comes quietly and rather secretively in through the window. She slides to a chair and takes the first book to hand.

MRS. CALLIFER: I do wish John would come back. I'd better get some patterns to show Mrs. Bentham.

SARA: I'll write for you.

MRS. CALLIFER: Why, Anne, I didn't see you come in. Where have you been?

ANNE (carefully): In the garden.

BASTON (trying to be breezy): Playing?

ANNE (giving him a withering look — questions again): No.

SARA: Anne, that's not the way to speak to Dr. Baston. He only wanted to know what you were doing.

Anne scowls into her book.

MRS. CALLIFER: You haven't been picking flowers again, dear, have you?

ANNE: No, Granny. (She takes the book and tries to escape, but something in her manner attracts attention.)

MRS. CALLIFER: Where have you been, dear?

ANNE: It's not fair, all of you asking questions. I told you my vow. You oughtn't to ask any questions till the vow's over.

MRS. CALLIFER: All the same, I am asking, Anne.

ANNE (sullenly): I've been to the potting shed.

A pause.

MRS. CALLIFER: Oh. (A pause.) Why the potting shed? You know I don't like you going there. The gardener's complained of you knocking over the seedlings.

ANNE: I didn't touch them.

SARA: What were you doing?

ANNE: Oh, if you've got to know, I was shutting up a secret dog.

BASTON: A secret dog?

SARA: Then we did hear a bark.

MRS. CALLIFER: Do you mean a stray dog?

ANNE: No. A secret dog.

MRS. CALLIFER: But you know I won't have dogs here. Who does it belong to?

ANNE: A man.

SARA: What man?

ANNE: He's come to see Grandfather.

SARA: I said, what man?

ANNE: Well, if you must know, your ex-husband.


ANNE: Yes.

MRS. CALLIFER: Did you know about this, Sara?

BASTON: Anne sent him a telegram.

MRS. CALLIFER: Where is he?

ANNE: I don't know. I told him you didn't like dogs. He'd forgotten. So he asked where he could put it, and I told him the potting shed. I said I'd show him the way, but he said I could do it for him. When I looked back, he'd gone. We'd meant to keep it a dark secret, but you would ask questions.

John, the eldest son, Anne's father, enters through the left door. He is correctly dressed. He will only, in the event, need a black tie to be prepared for the funeral.

JOHN: Mother, do you know who's here?


JOHN: I nearly ran into him.


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