×
Uh-oh, it looks like your Internet Explorer is out of date.
For a better shopping experience, please upgrade now.

NOOK Book(eBook)
Available on Compatible NOOK Devices and the free NOOK Apps.
WANT A NOOK?
Explore Now
9.49
In Stock
Overview
This is a poem about seven outcastes who band together to protect each other in a world of predators and danger. Together, they will face killer midgets, talking plants, hard-partying cannibals, a chainsaw wielding doctor, and more. Through it all, they will be observed by a marionette whose only desire is to make the world a worse place for everyone. And when the seven decide to rescue a little baby from the bloodthirsty Cult of Weirdoes, they must muster every skill they have, and work as a team, to fight a battle not all of them might survive.
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781462820184 |
---|---|
Publisher: | Author Solutions |
Publication date: | 03/27/2007 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | NOOK Book |
File size: | 367 KB |
About the Author
Andrew Austin grew up in Youngstown, New York, the last of six children to a father who comes from Protestant farmland America and a mother who comes from urban Irish Catholic Canada. He lived his childhood within a half hour's drive of Niagara Falls and almost never went to look at it, since, you know, he could see it anytime. His first time away from his parents was basic training in the U.S. Army. He spent two years in the Army to get money for college, and was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas. There, in 1984, he began to write the epic poem "The Noteworthy Adventures of the Knights of No Renown," a book he would continue to fiddle with off and on for about 20 years. While in the Army he first got involved in medieval re-enacting. After the Army, he made money for one summer as a waiter and actor in St. Augustine, Florida, and then studied journalism at the State University of New York at Albany and State University of New York College at New Paltz. During this time he continued medieval re-enacting with a new host of friends and studied fencing. New Paltz stands out as one of the great locations of his personal history, since it is there he made his best friends. After graduating in 1990 or 1991 (He is not sure which. He did not even know he had graduated until he watched the ceremony from the sidelines) he embarked on an Odyssey of odd jobs including janitor, nursing home aid, security guard, newspaper reporter, liquor store clerk, home health care aide, stand up comic, kayaking tour guide, freelance writer, and more, possibly setting a record for the largest number of unsuccessful attempts at getting a career rolling. His journey took him to New York City, the northern reaches ofNew York State, Boston, Albany, Buffalo, Virginia, and repeated stops in the Hudson River Valley. He managed to write a how-to book about fencing. Throughout all this he worked sporadically on "The Noteworthy Adventures." Now that that is done, he is at work on memoirs recounting his experiences as a college student and medieval re-enactor in New Paltz, his favorite place in the world.
Customer Reviews
Related Searches
Explore More Items
Alex Winters has traveled across Aquillon, evaded the sinister agents of the Court of Hours, ...
Alex Winters has traveled across Aquillon, evaded the sinister agents of the Court of Hours,
crossed the Sea of Storms, and braved the untamed jungles of the Wyld Places. Now, the real test begins. In A Fire in the East ...
Miles Knight: The Avenger is Book IV in the American Knights Series. The 5th Great ...
Miles Knight: The Avenger is Book IV in the American Knights Series. The 5th Great
Grandfather of author Lance Knight continues to reveal the trials, joys, emotions and employment of the vengeance that drives him and his Blackguard, Unit 7 ...
The story begins when retired police superintendent seventy-year old Arthur Thomas, has been, for many ...
The story begins when retired police superintendent seventy-year old Arthur Thomas, has been, for many
years, an emotionally locked down childless widower. He believes that his love of the Arthurian romantic legends of Camelot inspired him to persuade fellow frustrated ...
Designer Composition Book with 150 lined pages, 8 x 10. Glossy softcover, perfect for everyday ...
Designer Composition Book with 150 lined pages, 8 x 10. Glossy softcover, perfect for everyday
use. Perfectly spaced between lines to allow plenty of room to write. Wild Pages Press are publishers of unique journals, school exercise books, college or ...
Dagger is known as the comedian of the Stone Knight's MC. When things get too ...
Dagger is known as the comedian of the Stone Knight's MC. When things get too
tense, he steps in and lightens the mood. It's what he's good at. He plays the field, he lives life to the fullest, and he ...
It's double trouble for the NEXO KNIGHTS heroes after a new team of villains arrives ...
It's double trouble for the NEXO KNIGHTS heroes after a new team of villains arrives
in Knighton. When Clay, Macy, Lance, Axl, and Aaron investigate, they are shocked to discover the villains look exactly like them! Soon everyone in the ...
The Knights of Malta is about Peter Nansen, a young American, who joins the Royal ...
The Knights of Malta is about Peter Nansen, a young American, who joins the Royal
Air Force at the beginning of World War II. After ferrying fighters to Malta, he is thrust into the epic three-year sky battle over the ...
Read the first three books in the medieval time travel romance series: A Knight to ...
Read the first three books in the medieval time travel romance series: A Knight to
Remember, Knight Moves, Lonely is the Knight, in this special offering. Book 1: A Knight to RememberFall through time…Vacation to England. Check.Haunting castle ruins. Check.Proper English lord for ...