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The rollicking, no-holds-barred, definitive inside story of the Gonzo years from legendary artist Ralph Steadman.
"Hunter Thompson’s marvelously deranged illustrator, Ralph Steadman, gives us a terrific memoir with The Joke’s Over . . . Both fitting and touching."—New York Post
"There can be no question that Hunter S. Thompson’s pivotal works would not be the same without the accompanying artworks of his partner Ralph Steadman . . . [Steadman] recalls it all eloquently . . . A vivid, well-written paean to Thompson and, by extension, the character of the American rebel."—The Buffalo News
RALPH STEADMAN has illustrated many books, including Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and the fiftieth-anniversary edition of George Orwell’s Animal Farm. He is the author of The Grapes of Ralph (for which he won a Glenfiddich Food & Drink Award), Still Life with Bottle, The Book of Jones, and Gonzo: The Art. He lives in England. Visit www.RalphSteadman.com.
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About the Author
RALPH STEADMAN has illustrated many books, including Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and the fiftieth-anniversary edition of George Orwell’s Animal Farm. He is the author of The Grapes of Ralph (for which he won a Glenfiddich Food & Drink Award), Still Life with Bottle, The Book of Jones, and Gonzo: The Art.
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THE KENTUCKY DERBY
An innocent abroad & a meeting of twisted minds in Bluegrass country . . . Eating out with Hunter . . . Filthy habits & Mace gets in your eyes
Scanlan’s magazine, for those of you who missed those nine wild months of publishing history, was the brainchild of Warren Hinckle III, who scorched through three-quarters of a million dollars of borrowed money in the pitiless pursuit of truth – not least the call to impeach Richard Nixon as early as 1970.
The magazine was named after a little-known Nottingham pig farmer called Scanlan and it dedicated itself to maverick journalism and anything that seemed like a good idea at the time. Warren set about making sure everyone knew everything about anything that moved in America, from covert activities in high places to rats in a New York restaurant kitchen. His business partner was Sydney E. Zion, who later gained a reputation as the man who fingered psychiatrist Daniel Ellsberg as the source of the ‘Pentagon Papers’, which had made public in The New York Times the US military’s account of activities during the Vietnam War.
They achieved their goal and made Nixon’s blacklist in record time. Unfortunately Warren’s excessive lifestyle and appetites outstripped the financial cornucopia that was there to begin with. After the ninth issue, the well dried up and the magazine sucked itself to death. When it happened we were out on a limb, covering the America’s Cup for them. Not the best news to learn over a bad line to New York while asking for more funds.
Scanlan’s found me in Long Island in April 1970, not long after I had arrived from England to seek my particular vein of gold in the land of the screaming lifestyle. I was staying with a friend in the Hamptons to decompress. His name was Dan Rattiner and he ran – and, in fact, still runs – the local newspapers, Dan’s Papers and The East Hampton Other. Dan was young and in love with Pam. Dan and Pam treated me with great kindness and hospitality but after a week I began to feel I was getting in the way. It was time to make my trip into New York to look for work. Dan had generously picked me up at the airport a week earlier. I roll my own cigarettes and,without thinking, I lit up in his car. Dan said, quite sweetly, I thought at the time, that they tended not to encourage such habits, particularly in a car, because it was a bit like ‘giving cancer to your friends’. I gulped down the smoke. Then I lowered the window and choked the filthy excrement out into the city.
That was okay, even in 1970, and I respected his guarded request. It was then that I first saw the crossing sign at intersections which came up in green and red, pronouncing: ‘WALK’, and then: ‘DON’T WALK’. I laughed about it for some reason. It was the tone. The command. The admonition. Whichever one you obeyed, you were guilty. I was already beginning to like the city. DRINK, DON’T DRINK. SMOKE, DON’T SMOKE. PUSH THAT OLD LADY OUT OF YOUR WAY. DON’T PUSH THAT OLD LADY OUT OF YOUR WAY. BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING. DON’T BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING. RULE THE WORLD. DON’T RULE THE WORLD. OKAY. FORGET IT. WE CAN DO ANYTHING. WHAT D’YA NEED? HAVE A NICE DAY! FOREIGN POLICY? WHAT WAS THAT?
It had kept me in a reverie until we got to the Hamptons. It was my first true vision of the American way of life – a slice of the American Dream. The law-abiding vision of madness contained in a mechanical device. It was the law masquerading as a road sign. DON’T, was the true mantra. Americans love DON’T. Thou shalt not. The bedrock of received knowledge – the Ten Commandments. The God-fearing pioneers who still had a long way to go. GO! DON’T GO. FUCK YOU GOD! We’re on our way . . .
I spent the week with Dan and Pam enjoying their joy in themselves and their genuine desire to be nice to strangers. It was then that I began to think that it was time I moved on and left them inside their euphoric bubble. It was time to go into New York.
I was just about to leave, when I got a call from Scanlan’s Art Director, J. C. Suares. ‘We bin lookin’ all over for ya!’ he growled with a pronounced Brooklyn accent. ‘How’d ya like to go to de Kentucky Duurby?’
‘The what?’ I replied.
‘De Duuurby,’ he repeated.
‘Oh, you mean the Daaarby!’
‘Okay.’ He said, ‘De Daaarby!’ We were in agreement.
‘Anyways, how’d ya like to go to de Kentucky Duurby wid an ex-Hell’s Angel who just shaved his head, huh? and cover de race. His name is Hunter Thompson.’
‘Johnson? Never heard of him,’ I replied. ‘What’s he do? Does he write?’
‘Sort of,’ JC replied. ‘He wants an artist to nail the decadent, depraved faces of the local establishment who meet there every year fer de Duurby. But he doesn’t want a photographer. He wants sometink weird and we’ve seen yer work, man!’
Undaunted by the credentials and in complete innocence – for I am an exceedingly trusting man – I readily agreed to go. I packed my bags, and arrived in New York at Scanlan’s 42nd Street offices, which were conveniently situated above a cosy bar serving Irish Guinness and flanked on either side by dark doorways, harbouring drunks.
J. C. Suares greeted me with some caution, as I recall, treating me like a hired hitman with a reputation which had arrived ahead of him. It was some time later that I learned that I had not been the first, get-Steadman-at-any-cost choice. Hunter had originally suggested Pat Oliphant of the Denver Post, whom he’d got to know locally. Oliphant, as it happened, was off to London to attend a cartoonists’ convention and had declined the invitation to be Hunter’s sidekick. I have to thank him or hate him for that, but he did save my first trip to America from being a total washout.
I was introduced to the editor, Donald Goddard, a kindly, shrewd man and an ex-foreign editor for the New York Times, who had picked up a book of my collected cartoons in England called Still Life with Raspberry, the very week I left for America. Don explained, in a little more detail and with reserved reassurances, how interesting this job might prove to be. Being an Englishman himself, he put my natural anxiety at ease as only another Englishman can who is far from home but armed with foreknowledge. I, of course, am Welsh.
On the way to the airport I stopped off at Don’s apartment, where I met his wife, Natalie, a representative for Revlon, which was fortunate. You see, I had left my inks and colours in the taxi and was – as far as an artist is concerned, anyway – naked. Miraculously, Natalie had dozens of samples of Revlon lipstick and make-up preparations which solved the problem at a stroke. They were the ultimate in assimilated flesh colour and, bizarrely, those Revlon samples were the birth of Gonzo art.
I was off, and Bluegrass country was only a couple of hours away.
Finding Hunter, or indeed, anyone who is not a bona fide, registered journalist covering the prestigious Kentucky Derby, is no easy matter and trying to explain my reasons for being there proved even more difficult, especially as I was under the impression that this was a bona fide trip anyway and I was a properly accredited press man. Why shouldn’t I think that? I assumed Scanlan’s was an established magazine. As it turned out, Scanlan’s had got me a hotel room cheap at a jerry-built complex called Browns!
From there on in I was on my own. Innocence and a Welsh way of asking directions, coupled with a look of utter bewilderment, stood me in good stead. I noticed this early on and acquired a knack of looking more bewildered, more innocent and more Welsh if things got hairy.
Not able to locate Hunter at the hotel, though he had, in fact, booked in, I decided to take myself off to the track, eager to see for myself the colour and excitement I had been led to expect. I carefully selected a sketch book, a couple of handy, felt-tip pens and a spy camera. I was imagining, in my naïve way, something like a New Orleans jazz carnival or a set from Carousel. My first impression, therefore, gave me a shock. Ugly people jockeyed and jostled for positions in an uncertain queue like a soup-kitchen line from the 1930s. I became a piece of worthless flotsam and I sensed my foreign politeness cut no ice here.
‘I’m looking for the press room,’ I said.
‘Go buy a ticket,’ snarled the cashier through the ticket office window. ‘Dis ain’t Ascot, buddy!’
‘You borderline creep!’ I screamed and slammed my dollar down with righteous indignation. It did the trick.
Copyright © Ralph Steadman, 2006
Foreword copyright © Kurt Vonnegut, 2006
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Table of Contents
LIST OF PLATES
the Kentucky Derby. May 1970
the America’s Cup. September 1970
Fear and Loathing. Summer 1971
Hunter Goes to Washington. 1970–72
Watergate Follies. July 1973
Rumble in the Jungle: Ali v Foreman. 30 October 1974
Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood. 1977
The Filming of Where the Buffalo Roam. 1979
‘The eighties, Ralph, are about paying your rent.’ 1980
The Elusive Bloater. 1981
Taxi to the Suburbs. 1981
the fish have gone south. 1981–6
The Year of Wine. 1987
own goals. 1990–94
William Burroughs – An Encounter. 1995
Rifle. March 1996
Visit to Virginia, Hunter’s Mother. Louisville, 1997
The Red Shark. 2000
Reading Lono Out Loud. 2000
The Last Trip to Woody Creek. 2004
Memo to the Sports Desk. 2006
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
A candid eyewitness account of people,times and places now part of the American Psyche and the world!now and forever an unvarnished field report of American culture in flux Circa my life and times! Unafraid to portray himself and his beloved star crossed friend Hunter S. Thompson (two Socially under-classed originals) as they really were, fierce and honest Demonized by the artificial opportunistic bureaucracy and cynical,prostrate media we call our government!My only regret is the Drawings are not as big as in real life! A trained eye and hand un-apologetically describes a way of life one would think impossible in the uptight political climate pervasive today. "Ah Ralph you filthy little animal" the world needs you now more than ever since Hunter is gone but never forgotten you make him shine even brighter as only you can do. The World needs more artist like you may you live to be 301 then we will see profound truth spew from your inkwell Res Ipsa Loquitor!
I've long been fascinated by Hunter S. Thompson, but Ralph Steadman's drawings have never held me in similar thrall, although one cannot deny their originality nor the artistry. The same cannot be said for Thompson himself, who was obviously inspired and captivated by his collaborator's grotesque illustrations. Steadman's writing is not up to the same standard, and HST (partly from a strongly developed sense of territoriality, partly as vicious criticism) never lost the opportunity to tell him so. This memoir does, however, shed light on a period in history that seems almost fantastic now, even after one has discounted the distortions of substances and nostalgia. Drinking and smoking everywhere, slipping over borders and past security, securing vast sums for extremely dubious assignments...I would rather read one of HST's books, but have a drink with Steadman, no question. I wouldn't mind being in the same room with Thompson when things got weird (at a safe distance), but from the way he treats Steadman (allegedly one of his dearest friends) and others around him, it's hard to entertain any warmer feeling than respect for him. There was brilliance and hilarity there, but venality, cruelty and solipsism were always in the wings by the sounds of it. That's the business of the eternal soul of HST, Steadman and those who knew them to worry about - better for us to enjoy the marvellous and terrible bouts of debauchery, and reflect on the phenomenon that is Gonzo, what it did and the much more it could have done.
Thoroughly confused by "Gonzo: The Life of Hunter S. Thompson", I turned to Ralph Steadman's account of his long and eventful friendship and collaboration with Thompson. I found a book that's part love letter, part listing of grievances with the dead. Steadman, like many, became fond of Thompson, and found him to be part boon companion, part monster. Steadman has forgotten nothing: pictures stolen, professional jealousy, help unappreciated, and a torrent of verbal abuse. Intentionally or unintentionally, he doesn't come out of all this looking entirely innocent - he is (justly) embittered at times, and can be unreasonable at others. The underlying tension is this; did Thompson really value him as a friend, or was he only an audience to Hunter's antics and a collaborator who was grudgingly accepted for the quality of his work. Thompson let no-one in to his mind or heart entirely, but the answer seems to be yes. It was the man's nature that his friendship had to be accompanied with impositions of the most bizarre and annoying kind, as if every day was another test of how much you'd put up with. He was also capable of altruism, kindness, and brilliantly talented writing, and Steadman tries to do justice to both sides of his friend. "The Joke's Over" needed more vigorous editing; I found myself skipping over some of the longer, more unnecessary, letters. Steadman's writing is fine, but could have been tightened up.An entirely different book could be written about Thompson by the women in his life, but this is valuable reading for anyone trying to understand the man.
"Don't write, Ralph. You'll bring shame on your family." - Hunter S. ThompsonFar be it from me to disagree with the greatest American writer since Mark Twain, but Ralph Steadman does a fine job chronicling his 30-year friendship with Hunter.Starting with their meeting at the Kentucky Derby for the Scanlans¿ article that introduced the world to Gonzo Journalism and ending with a Magnum 44 that Steadman seems convinced was held by George W. Bush, this memoir is required reading for any fan of Gonzo Literature.Steadman must have caught the bug from Hunter, because pure gonzo poetry rears its head throughout the book:"...he would always convince those around him that they were the ones who were mad, irrational or just plain dumb and he was behaving as a decent law-abiding citizen.""I banged again more emphatically and thought I heard a muffled cry from somewhere inside, like the sound a whale makes when searching for its mate.""I had no intimate knowledge of any American thus far and maybe all Americans take these pills to withstand the pressure of the responsibility thrust upon them as defenders of the known Free World.""There were snarling, red eyed dogs eating my socks..."Steadman¿s book pulls no punches. Not only do you see the charming juggernaut of a personality that pulled everyone around him into his wake, but also revealed is the jealous and paranoid artist who hated sharing the limelight and faxed his crazy missives to friends at all hours of the day and night.If you like Steadman¿s art and writing, make sure to pick up his other works ¿ he is more than just Hunter¿s right-hand man, he is a true artist and author apart from his friendship with the Doctor of Gonzo.