The Greatest Beer Run Ever: A Memoir of Friendship, Loyalty, and War

by John "Chick" Donohue, J. T. Molloy

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The plot of this memoir MIGHT sound like a shaggy dog story told in a bar. Part Gonzo journalism of Hunter S. Thompson, the hit-the-dirt reporting of a Ken Burns documentary and the twinkle of an eye from Frank McCourt of Angela’s Ashes fame. Donohue’s story is wild, nearly unbelievable, and full of heart. We were riveted. From NYC to Vietnam — our pulse increased as he raced from location to location. This book will show you how to make friends all over the world as you celebrate your very own friends back home and abroad — no matter the extenuating circumstances.

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“Chickie takes us thousands of miles on a hilarious quest laced with sorrow, but never dull. You will laugh and cry, but you will not be sorry that you read this rollicking story.”—Malachy McCourt

A wildly entertaining, feel-good memoir of an Irish-American New Yorker and former U.S. marine who embarked on a courageous, hare-brained scheme to deliver beer to his pals serving Vietnam in the late 1960s.

One night in 1967, twenty-six-year-old John Donohue—known as Chick—was out with friends, drinking in a New York City bar. The friends gathered there had lost loved ones in Vietnam. Now, they watched as anti-war protesters turned on the troops themselves.

One neighborhood patriot came up with an inspired—some would call it insane—idea. Someone should sneak into Vietnam, track down their buddies there, give them messages of support from back home, and share a few laughs over a can of beer.

It would be the Greatest Beer Run Ever.

But who’d be crazy enough to do it?

One man was up for the challenge—a U. S. Marine Corps veteran turned merchant mariner who wasn’t about to desert his buddies on the front lines when they needed him.

Chick volunteered.

A day later, he was on a cargo ship headed to Vietnam, armed with Irish luck and a backpack full of alcohol. Landing in Qui Nho’n, Chick set off on an adventure that would change his life forever—an odyssey that took him through a series of hilarious escapades and harrowing close calls, including the Tet Offensive. But none of that mattered if he could bring some cheer to his pals and show them how much the folks back home appreciated them.

This is the story of that epic beer run, told in Chick’s own words and those of the men he visited in Vietnam.

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ISBN-13:	9780062995483
Publisher:	HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:	11/10/2020
Sold by:	HARPERCOLLINS
Format:	eBook
Pages:	272
Sales rank:	11,354
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About the Author

John “Chick” Donohue joined the United States Marine Corps at the age of seventeen, then became a Merchant Mariner after his discharge. After the war, he became a Sandhog, or tunnel builder, and eventually became the Legislative and Political Director of Sandhogs, Local 147, Laborers International Union of North America., and graduated from Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Government He is married to Theresa “Terri” O’Neil.

J.T. Molloy was a staff reporter and columnist at the NY Daily News, the NY Post, and New York magazine. She has written for Politico, Esquire, and Interview. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband and son.

Table of Contents

Map xi

Introduction xiii

Chapter 1 One Night in a New York City Bar-The Colonel's Challenge 1

Chapter 2 Gathering the Names 11

Chapter 3 Setting Sail 15

Chapter 4 Voyage to Vietnam 21

Chapter 5 Anchored off Qui Nhon 27

Chapter 6 Looking for Chuckles's Brother 31

Chapter 7 The Texan Couldn't Care Less About Orders 39

Chapter 8 The Good Samaritan in An Khe Looked Familiar 43

Chapter 9 LZ Tombstone 49

Chapter 10 "Who's This Guy?!" 57

Chapter 11 "Wait a Minute-You Don't Have to Be Here, and You're Here?!" 61

Chapter 12 Firefight at the Ambush Post 65

Chapter 13 Screams on the Night Road 73

Chapter 14 An Air Force Pilot Does Me a Favor 79

Chapter 15 Stuck in Saigon 85

Chapter 16 American Money Is Good for Bribes 89

Chapter 17 The Caravelle Rooftop Bar 93

Chapter 18 Finding a Seafaring Friend 97

Chapter 19 Happy New Year, Baby 101

Chapter 20 Beaucoup VC 109

Chapter 21 Broken Truce 115

Chapter 22 The American Embassy Under Siege 119

Chapter 23 Battle at the President's Palace 129

Chapter 24 Am I Dead and in Purgatory? 135

Chapter 25 Befriending a South Vietnamese Cop 141

Chapter 26 A Giant Floating Freezer Full of Food in the Midst of Famine 145

Chapter 27 Coast Guard Brass: A Big Job on a Big Ship 153

Chapter 28 Australian Marines Lock the Caravelle Up Tight 159

Chapter 29 Finding Bobby 163

Chapter 30 Explosion at Long Binh 171

Chapter 31 Helping a Descendant of the Mayans 181

Chapter 32 C.D., Phone Home 185

Chapter 33 Please Do Feed the Animals 189

Chapter 34 "We Cannot Win" 197

Chapter 35 "We're Outta Here!" 201

Chapter 36 I Kiss the Ground 205

Afterword: Reflections on the Journey 209

Where Are They Now? 215

Addendum: The Neighborhood-Inwood, Manhattan, New York City 225

Bonus Chapter: BBQ and a Beer-Can Shoot with a Powerful Stranger 231

Acknowledgments 241

Bibliography 245

Photo Credits 249

Editorial Reviews

★ 03/30/2020

In this energetic debut memoir, former Marine Donohue recalls an “insane” idea hatched in a New York City bar in 1967 that led him into the war in Vietnam. As a reaction to antiwar protests, a friend suggested that, to show troops some support, “somebody ought to go over to ’Nam, track down our boys from the neighborhood, and bring them each a beer!” Donohue, writing with New York Daily News columnist Molloy, was the logical choice to be that “somebody,” since, as a civilian seaman in the U.S. Merchant Marine, he possessed a military “Z” card, which allowed him to travel to the country. After a monthlong trip across the Pacific on a freight ship, Donohue managed—with the help of U.S. soldiers willing to break some rules—to actually find some of his friends, including the brother of a grade school friend, whom he links up with just after his ship drops anchor off Qui Nhon; another friend he locates nearly 100 miles away, after managing to get two flights and a helicopter ride from helpful GIs. But the heart of the book is when he finds himself alone in Saigon during the Tet offensive; as he witnesses the storming of the U.S. embassy, he recognizes the false bravado behind his mission and, after arriving home, realizes the antiwar protesters “were at least trying to stop this madness.” Donohue’s memoir is a fascinating, vividly narrated recollection of the chaos of the Vietnam War. (May)

Publishers Weekly

John (Chickie) Donohue happens to be one of the best storytellers anywhere. He knows that though life may be funny, it is no joke. In this book you will see through his eyes the absurdity of the human condition. Chickie takes us thousands of miles on a hilarious quest laced with sorrow, but never dull. You will laugh and cry, but you will not be sorry that you read this rollicking story.” — Malachy McCourt

“Donohue’s memoir is a fascinating, vividly narrated recollection of the chaos of the Vietnam war.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review)

"The story of a patriotic prankster’s freelance incursion into Vietnam, bringing cheer (and beer) to Americans at war… An irreverent yet thoughtful macho adventure reflecting the tumult of a fast-fading era." — Kirkus Reviews

“The Greatest Beer Run Ever is the astounding true story of a young man’s odyssey. On these pages we accompany Chick Donohue as he takes us on a fantastic voyage from the streets of Manhattan via the high seas to the jungles and cities of Vietnam at the height of a war fought mostly by forgotten blue collar kids…This book is both a testament to the fading notions of loyalty and brotherhood and an elegy for the working class enclaves that once formed the backbone of a city and nation.” — Thomas Kelly, Author of Payback, The Rackets, and Empire Rising and executive producer, Copper, The Get Down, and Civil

“John 'Chick' Donohue is an American legend…He bore witness to some of the most ground-shaking events of the era while somehow managing to honor his friends.  This book is an unforgettable, brilliantly written wild ride from start to finish, filled with humor, action, poignancy and wrenching moments. The Greatest Beer Run Ever will remain in your heart and mind long after you’ve turned the last page.” — John Bruning, New York Times bestselling author of Indestructible

From the Publisher

John 'Chick' Donohue is an American legend…He bore witness to some of the most ground-shaking events of the era while somehow managing to honor his friends.  This book is an unforgettable, brilliantly written wild ride from start to finish, filled with humor, action, poignancy and wrenching moments. The Greatest Beer Run Ever will remain in your heart and mind long after you’ve turned the last page.

John Bruning

John (Chickie) Donohue happens to be one of the best storytellers anywhere. He knows that though life may be funny, it is no joke. In this book you will see through his eyes the absurdity of the human condition. Chickie takes us thousands of miles on a hilarious quest laced with sorrow, but never dull. You will laugh and cry, but you will not be sorry that you read this rollicking story.

Malachy McCourt

“The Greatest Beer Run Ever is the astounding true story of a young man’s odyssey. On these pages we accompany Chick Donohue as he takes us on a fantastic voyage from the streets of Manhattan via the high seas to the jungles and cities of Vietnam at the height of a war fought mostly by forgotten blue collar kids…This book is both a testament to the fading notions of loyalty and brotherhood and an elegy for the working class enclaves that once formed the backbone of a city and nation.

Thomas Kelly

2020-10-07
The story of a patriotic prankster’s freelance incursion into Vietnam, bringing cheer (and beer) to Americans at war.

As Molloy notes in the introduction, “Chick” Donohue seems an archetypal two-fisted, old-school New Yorker, a military veteran who’d become a Teamster and tunnel “sandhog.” In 1967, then a Marine veteran and merchant mariner, he accepted an outsized challenge at Doc Fiddler’s Bar in the Irish enclave of Inwood: to bring beer to neighborhood youth serving in Vietnam. “I was spurred to go to Vietnam,” writes Donohue, “by the sight of antiwar demonstrators in Central Park protesting against my friends from the neighborhood who were serving in the military. Having served overseas in the marines myself, I could only imagine what my buddies were feeling.” This tale seems improbable even by the standards of military yarns, but the narrative gains authenticity from the credible perspectives of the young American soldiers as well as the gritty sense of place. Sailing from New York to Vietnam, Chick found friends from Inwood, who reacted with humorous disbelief. Dramatic tension increases with the authors’ account of Chick’s observing combat patrols firsthand. He missed his ship and was stranded in Saigon just before the Tet Offensive, witnessing the enemy attack on the U.S. Embassy. Stuck in a war zone, Chick scrounged food and lodging from old friends and colorful new acquaintances, his views transformed alongside American soldiers’ worsening fortunes: “I had believed that we were winning....But our leaders had told us Charlie was losing the war, and then they pop up all over the country? Tet changed everything.” Finally, Chick escaped aboard a supply ship that needed crew following the attacks—“I was never so happy to be below deck in a hot engine room”—and he acknowledges his changed perspective: “I wanted to go home...and all the mariners and all the soldiers in Vietnam to go home.” Indeed, a poignant afterword highlights the fortunes of the soldiers encountered on Donohue’s beer run, not all of whom returned.

An irreverent yet thoughtful macho adventure reflecting the tumult of a fast-fading era.

Kirkus Reviews