The Book of Quotations for People Who Hate Quotations

The Book of Quotations for People Who Hate Quotations


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Tired of inspirational quotations or aggressively cheerful people?

Tiding and Crabill (writers for the snarky greeting card company, Twisted Tidings) take a knife to many of history's greatest quotations, providing sometimes scathing, sometimes hilarious takedowns of writers from Socrates to Tony Robbins.

"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist"? True, but you can do a mean fist bump.

The perfect gift for the cynics and curmudgeons in your life!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781467960236
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 01/08/2012
Pages: 162
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.37(d)

About the Author

Tom Tiding is the creator of Twisted Tidings Greeting Cards, aggressively obnoxious greeting cards for friends-with-benefits, deadbeat dads and annoying friends.

Tiding is a DC and Hong Kong-based stand-up and writer. His one-man show "Twisted - Greeting Card Moments Gone Bad" was a hit at the 2011 Capital Fringe and not such a hit at the 2011 Phoenix Fringe.

Christiana Crabill is the head writer for Twisted Tidings. She was born to a chorus of angels singing.

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