...but it is, in fact, an art form. And unless you practice your craft, you're just not going to rise to the top of the bitch hierarchy.
Complete with spells, brews, exercises and affirmations, this guidebook is for self-proclaimed and emerging bitches everywhere.
Learn how to:
• Use Bitchcraft in the real world
• Form your own bitch's coven with like-minded sisters
• Repel the dark side of Bitchcraft
• Deal with bitch hunts, bitch trials, and bitch-induced mass hysteria
• Ensure a blissful life
Here it is: A survival manual for the enlightened bitch
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About Bitches and Their Craft
Raise your glasses ladies. It's time for a toast. First to Madonna for telling it like it is. Hear! Hear! Now to ourselves for accepting the obvious and finally listening to what people have been telling us for years. By buying this book, dear reader, you've taken the first step down the road to owning your bitchiness. In spite of what we've been told, being a bitch isn't all that bad. Whether we like it or not, it has become abundantly clear over the years that we can't change how we are anyway. So why not embrace the bitch within with open arms? So what if we have complicated, demanding personalities? When did that become a crime? If the world wants to call us bitches for standing up, asserting ourselves, and going after what we want then so be it; be a bitch and be proud of it!
Table of ContentsIntroduction
The Truth About Bitches and Their Craft
Bitchcraft 101: Honing Your Craft
Bitchcraft for Most Occasions
Bitches Coven: Bitches Got to Stick Together
Bitchcraft Folklore: Great Bitches in History
Bitchcraft Hazards: Ten Mistakes to Avoid
Practice Bitchcraft and Be Deliriously Happy!
Bitchcraft Appendices: For the Bitch in You
Bitchcraft Member Cards
Recommended Theme Music
Complimentary Two-Week Bitchcraft Grimoire