The Art of Bitchcraft: The Thinking Woman's Tell-All Guidebook to the Art of Being a Bitch

The Art of Bitchcraft: The Thinking Woman's Tell-All Guidebook to the Art of Being a Bitch

by Kaaronica Evans-Ware

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Overview

Being a bitch may seem to come naturally...

...but it is, in fact, an art form. And unless you practice your craft, you're just not going to rise to the top of the bitch hierarchy.

Complete with spells, brews, exercises and affirmations, this guidebook is for self-proclaimed and emerging bitches everywhere.

Learn how to:
• Use Bitchcraft in the real world
• Form your own bitch's coven with like-minded sisters
• Repel the dark side of Bitchcraft
• Deal with bitch hunts, bitch trials, and bitch-induced mass hysteria
• Ensure a blissful life

Here it is: A survival manual for the enlightened bitch

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781402208812
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Publication date: 04/01/2007
Pages: 96
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 7.00(h) x 0.33(d)

About the Author

Kaaronica Evans-Ware graduated from Northwestern University with a degree in Communications. She lives with her husband and children in Michigan.

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Chapter 1

The Truth
About Bitches and Their Craft

Raise your glasses ladies. It's time for a toast. First to Madonna for telling it like it is. Hear! Hear! Now to ourselves for accepting the obvious and finally listening to what people have been telling us for years. By buying this book, dear reader, you've taken the first step down the road to owning your bitchiness. In spite of what we've been told, being a bitch isn't all that bad. Whether we like it or not, it has become abundantly clear over the years that we can't change how we are anyway. So why not embrace the bitch within with open arms? So what if we have complicated, demanding personalities? When did that become a crime? If the world wants to call us bitches for standing up, asserting ourselves, and going after what we want then so be it; be a bitch and be proud of it!

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter One.
The Truth About Bitches and Their Craft

Chapter Two.
Bitchcraft 101: Honing Your Craft

Chapter Three.
Bitchcraft Hierarchy

Chapter Four.
Bitchcraft for Most Occasions

Chapter Five.
Bitches Coven: Bitches Got to Stick Together

Chapter Six.
Bitchcraft Folklore: Great Bitches in History

Chapter Seven.
Bitchcraft Hazards: Ten Mistakes to Avoid

Chapter Eight.
Practice Bitchcraft and Be Deliriously Happy!

Bitchcraft Appendices: For the Bitch in You

Bitchcraft Member Cards

Recommended Theme Music

Bitchcraft Glossary

Complimentary Two-Week Bitchcraft Grimoire

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