Swap

Swap

by Antony Moore

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Overview

Ever have a moment you wish you could undo? A wickedly brilliant tale of revenge, mystery, and fate, Antony Moore’s The Swap is at once a gripping thriller and a hilarious black comedy—a book for anyone who’s ever wondered what could have been. . . .

Harvey Briscow—smoker, drinker, comic-shop owner—is facing another school reunion back in Cornwall. Having spent the last two decades second-guessing himself, Harvey isn’t thrilled at the prospect of showing his classmates the mess he’s made of his life. But this is Harvey’s twentieth reunion, a milestone that all but guarantees that Charles “Bleeder” Odd—the freakish reject who made off with Harvey’s now-priceless Superman One comic in a school-yard swap—will be in attendance.

But when Harvey returns to Cornwall, hoping to retrieve his comic, he’s met with more than a few surprises. . . . Bleeder is now dazzlingly successful—and quite content to watch Harvey squirm, refusing to acknowledge their long-ago trade. And Harvey—fueled by drink and the promise of a beautiful woman—soon makes a fateful choice, one he instantly wishes he could undo. A dead body and an enraged husband further complicate matters . . . but there’s a silver lining in this strange chain of events: suddenly one bad swap is the least of Harvey’s regrets. . . .

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780385342346
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Publication date: 08/26/2008
Pages: 272
Product dimensions: 5.15(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.55(d)

About the Author

Antony Moore was born in Cornwall and now lives in London with his family.

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Chapter One: London, the present


The sigh had become a feature of the man. And when he sighed it signified no special existential despair, only an acknowledgement of the fact that another day had come and the coffee that he was drinking was no better than it had been yesterday. He sat in unsplendid isolation at the counter of his shop, his back to the rows and rows of stands that ran away from him toward the front door. Each stand was thick with plastic, and in the harsh strip lighting it was hard to see that each piece of plastic contained a comic.

“All right, Harvey? Make us one, I’m freezing.”

How long had it been from his own arrival until Josh tapped him playfully on one shoulder while walking the other way? The coffee cup was still warm in his hands. He looked up. “You’re late.” He hadn’t actually checked the time but he liked to start each working day by registering a complaint, preferably to Josh.

“What’s up? We open, are we?”

“Of course we are open. We keep business hours, or at least, I do.”

“Well, the sign doesn’t say Open.” Josh went back to the door and turned a rather grubby picture of Thor, God of Thunder, saying Closed to an identical one of him saying Open. “You wonder why we don’t get any customers, but you have to turn the sign round, Harvey.” Giggling, Josh made his way behind the counter and through into the back room where they kept the coffee. “You might have been swamped with customers by now if you’d remembered that simple rule.” Josh’s voice was muffled by the sound of water being run into a kettle.

But not muffled enough.

“Fuck off.” Harvey rose from his seat at the counter and moved to the front of the shop to avoid Josh’s voice, which now began painfully to accompany music on Xfm from the back room. He opened the door and walked out into a February wind that made him lift his shoulders and narrow his eyes.

If only.

Some days it was worse than usual, the memories, the wondering. It had never left him. Ever since he moved from Cornwall, made his way to the big city, he’d sort of expected it to go, to withdraw into some back room of his mind, but every day it had seemed stronger. He breathed deep of the icy air and contemplated the empty street. Few customers here, no passing trade. The sigh was a part of him, as much as the hunch of the shoulder and the reach for the cigarettes from the inside pocket of his denim jacket. He struggled to light up in the hectic wind, failed, swore vaguely, and made his way back into the shop to sit once more behind the counter on one of the two high stools. After a few moments he stabbed out the butt with a hard vicious motion.

“Turn that shit down, will you, Josh!”

“OK, Harvey, OK. You don’t need to get nasty.” And Harvey put his head in his hands and felt the way his hair was disappearing, leaving him: abandoning ship.

“What I could have done.” It was one-thirty and the Queen’s Head was full. But they had been there for over an hour and had a prime seat. It was a pub without noticeable character or appeal. But it was located midway between one set of office blocks and another and had accepted the benefits of fortune without complaint. It was also the closest place to get a drink to Inaction Comix.

“What might have been.” Harvey was making a song of it, an ironic little play for Josh’s benefit. What else could he do? He’d told the story too many times.

“Yeah.” Josh’s mind and his glasses were on the fruit machine and more specifically the T-shirt of the pretty blonde leaning against it. “Yeah, you could have been in Tahiti or something.”

“New York.” Harvey didn’t like his fantasy to be made commonplace. No lottery winner’s confusion for him. He knew what he’d have done. “A little coffeehouse downtown with murals on the walls, Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, you know, classy but trashy, and I’d still have collected but just for fun.”

“Yeah, cool. A Superman One would have got you that, no problem.” Josh smiled hopefully at the blonde who turned away to her less desirable friend with a grimace. “You could have been a contender.” He put on a comedy-Brando to cover his not unanticipated failure and tried to catch the friend’s eye.

“Yeah, I could have been a contender”—Harvey pulled on his third pint—“but Bleeder is the contender now. He’s out there somewhere with a Superman One. And good luck to him.”

The blackboards above the bar described the almost risibly limited selection of foodstuffs that the pub had to offer. He examined them with the eyes of one who has read them before but seeks distractions.

“Maybe he’s sold it, but maybe he chucked it away the day after you gave it to him.” Josh found his attention caught, as it often was, by the topic of Harvey’s loss.

“No, he hasn’t sold it: They only come on the market every blue moon and it’s always in the press when they do. I’ve sat and watched its value increase for twenty years. Every year I look in Overstreet and every year it’s another few thousand dollars. A few thousand a year for twenty years . . . So yeah, maybe he chucked it out with the trash. Or maybe he just likes reading it too much to part with it.”

“What did you swap it for again?” Josh wasn’t usually malicious; that’s why Harvey liked him, or tolerated him at least. He picked up his pint and finished it in a long mouthful.

“Fuck off,” Harvey said.

“So, have you decided about going to the reunion?” Josh was struggling to keep pace and his fourth pint was making him slur a little. Harvey had strict standards about alcohol consumption—don’t get silly until the fifth pint—but he politely ignored Josh’s faux pas.

“I’ve thrown the letter away,” he said, making sure he enunciated clearly. “I just don’t see the point really. What could I possibly say or do to interest those people?”

The letter had arrived in the Saturday post and Harvey had been expecting it. It offended everything in his nature that he was expecting it, indeed he had tried very hard not to expect it, which is a difficult trick to perform. Every year they came, and every year he attempted it. And every year the trick failed. When it arrived he had a debate with himself and this too was a repeat of one he’d been having for twenty years. The debate involved two levels. The first was the “I’m not going to go” level. The second was the “I’m not going to let my going or not going mean anything in a feeble, shallow way about where my life has got to” level. The letter was an invitation to a reunion at his old school in Cornwall, and at both levels he usually lost.

This year was particularly pressing as it was twenty years and would be a more formal affair. Twenty years since they had sat their O levels together in the drafty school hall, the same place they would hold the reunion. And now O levels were a historical relic, as meaningless when trying to impress the younger generation as boasting of your high score on Space Invaders.

“So tell them you run a comic shop.” Josh managed to make it sound like a good thing to say.

“Mmm, you mean tell them exactly what I told them the last time I was down two years ago, and the year before that and five years ago, and ten?”

“Well, yeah.”

Harvey sighed his sigh, and flicked cigarette ash into a metal tin on the ugly little table that the pub grudgingly allowed its customers to sit at. “Admit that in the years since I last saw them I’ve not got married, or had any children, or had a promotion, or inherited a fortune . . . That what I’ve done is exactly the same thing I was doing last time I went?”

“Well, tell them you’ve expanded.”

“They’ll see that for themselves.”

“In the shop. Tell them you’re doing really well and planning to open another branch, something like that.”

“Lie to them?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s a thought.” Harvey dropped the stub of his cigarette into the tin tray and watched it lying there smoking by itself. “But if I’m going to do that why not tell them I’ve won the lottery and am moving to New York to open a coffeehouse with superheroes on the walls? I mean, if I’m going to lie why not make it something exciting?”

Josh grinned to announce a joke: “Tell them you found a Superman One.”

Harvey closed his eyes for a long moment. Then he sighed. The fact that he did it a lot didn’t mean it was only a habit.

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Swap 3.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
RebeccaMS on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Antony Moore's 'Swap' is a combination of a comedy, mystery, and thriller. Harvey Briscow is also not your typical main character; he's pretty much a looser who never grew up. He attends his twentieth reunion high school in hopes of seeing Charles "Bleeder" Odd, the boy who he swapped his now priceless 'Superman One' comic book for a piece if plastic tubing in school. But in his attempt to retrieve the comic when discovers Bleeder still has it, Harvey stumbles into a situation he will instantly regret. The Swap is a decent comedy, once you get into the book. The first few chapters are not as interesting, but once Harvey starts to lose control, it gets better. The overall mystery is also good; in a way, it's a story about how much more can be occurring beneath the surface in your peers' lives. The ending though was a real letdown, it ended very abruptly and it felt like Moore didn't tie up all the loose ends. Otherwise, the book was a fun and short read, but if the sudden ending will bother you, then this probably isn't the book for you.
cameling on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This is a really interesting book with plenty of unsuspecting twists along the way.I started out liking the main character, but as the book unfolded, he became more a self-centered sop. I felt a bit sorry for him in the end, but at the same time, somewhat elated that the original victim of the story managed to swing the most perfect revenge on all who tormented him in different ways.I found myself not wanting to put down this book after I got past the first chapter and since I had started it just before getting on a long flight to a different country, I was in the perfect environment to get through this with no interruptions. What a very satisfying book!
apartmentcarpet on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Harvey Briscow is a middle aged loser who owns a comic book shop and has never gotten over the fact that he swapped a now extremely valuable comic book for a length of plastic tubing. Attending his 20 year reunion, he meets the man he traded his comic to and makes an attempt to retrieve it. Things go horribly wrong, and suddenly there is the possibility that he might be arrested for a terrible crime that he didn't commit.On one hand, the protagonist is very hard to like. He's physically and emotionally unattractive and that makes it hard to feel for his plight. It also makes the romantic interest of a beautiful woman hard to understand. But the circumstantial evidence against him and the revelations near the end of the book are wonderfully plotted, and the last few sentences of the book are so perfect that they make up for all of the other flaws.
mstrust on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Overall, I liked this slacker murder mystery. Moore has written some likeable characters, such as fat, cowardly comic shop owner Harvey Briscow, who someone is trying to pin a murder on. There are funny bits-Harvey runs from danger, even if it means leaving his girlfriend to face it alone. There are also problems with the writing in areas, so I'm assuming this is Moore's first novel. Much of the dialogue is cliched, and even though Harvey points out that his words are tired it doesn't make it any better. There are some awkwardly written brief sex scenes, and there are only two real murder suspects throughout the book, so it's one or the other and they both have the same motive. Not much suspense. The ending was unsatisfying, yet I would probably read a future novel from Moore because when he gets it right it's fun.
gracee002 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Antony Moore puts the reader inside the mind of Harvey Briscow a comic shop owner returning home for his 20th reunion. Inside Harvey's mind is not always a comfortable place to be, as he is a self-centered, shallow, un-inspired and immature fellow, whose obsession with a comic book swap made in his youth, leads him down a slippery, downward spiral. Although Harvey really is a simple and shallow guy, who makes things harder and harder on himself as the story progresses, I found myself forgiving Harvey his transgressions and hoping things would work out for him in the long run. At times I even found myself laughing out loud at his outlandish and selfish thoughts. Even though it was obvious he was repeatedly and royally messing up, somehow I still was keeping fingers crossed for ole' Harvey. This was a unique and entertaining read. The only disappointment was the way in which things wrapped up. I can live with the actual ending, but the way in which the conclusion was delivered was a bit of a letdown.
Alirambles on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
If you're a fan of the unlikeable-character-makes-stupid-decisions-and-winds-up-in-deep-trouble genre, this may be the book for you. Plot-wise, it works. Alas, I found comic store owner Harvey Briscow's hatefulness toward everyone and everything tiresome. I didn't care whether he got his old comic book back or what else happened to him, and I'm not convinced the author did, either. (He was popular in high school? Because of comics? Really?? Hmm. Maybe things are different in England.)Periodic point of view shifts provide brief breaks from him, but the first shift appears out of nowhere on page 113 and so seems almost accidental. Moore does a stand-up job with the lesser characters, however. Bleeder Odd, the bullied boy, is fascinating, as is former schoolmate Jeff Cooper. Harvey's parents are something out of a British sit-com (and I mean that in a good way). Heck, I would read a book about the two cops investigating the murder. Maybe Moore will write that one next.
maughta on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed this book up to a point. The main character reminded me of Arthur Dent living a different life than the Douglas Adams one I'm familiar with. H is a comic book store owner whose one regret is trading a Superman 1 when he was 12. He goes to his 20 year high school reunion to find the boy with whom he made the fateful trade and (hopefully) get him to give the comic back. Along the way we meet a few interesting characters, a love interest, a cop, a hooligan, and we have a murder. This all makes for a perfectly good story, but the reason my ranking is so low is because I hated hated hated the ending. It made me wish I hadn't devoted the time to reading the book.
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MissElainius More than 1 year ago
If you like mysteries, and especially if you're a comic book lover, this book might certainly be for you. The book is gripping, it is a short read, so I found it to be a good beach read. I won't repeat the descriptions given in previous reviews, but I do feel it necessary to express that the end of this book - the last 3 pages, in fact - were like a disappointment punch to the face. The last couple of chapters make you excited for an expected "edge of your seat" kind of ending. But unfortunately, and perhaps it would be exactly what could happen if the story were true, it completely left me crestfallen, even angry. It certainly left me with the feeling that Mr. Moore was pressured to end the book, had to change the ending more than once or became sick of writing it. Part of my mind argues that Moore's intention was to write a book with this type of ending, but the execution could certainly have been better.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Antony Moore's 'Swap' is a combination of a comedy, mystery, and thriller. Harvey Briscow is also not your typical main character; he's pretty much a looser who never grew up. He attends his twentieth reunion high school in hopes of seeing Charles "Bleeder" Odd, the boy who he swapped his now priceless 'Superman One' comic book for a piece if plastic tubing in school. But in his attempt to retrieve the comic when discovers Bleeder still has it, Harvey stumbles into a situation he will instantly regret. The Swap is a decent comedy, once you get into the book. The first few chapters are not as interesting, but once Harvey starts to lose control, it gets better. The overall mystery is also good; in a way, it's a story about how much more can be occurring beneath the surface in your peers' lives. The ending though was a real letdown, it ended very abruptly and it felt like Moore didn't tie up all the loose ends. Otherwise, the book was a fun and short read, but if the sudden ending will bother you, then this probably isn't the book for you.
Guest More than 1 year ago
In London Harvey Briscow knows the event that destroyed his life that turned him into a comic book shopkeeper. Two decades as a child attending school in Cornwall, he traded his Superman One comic book to an idiot Charles ¿Bleeder¿ Odd in exchange for a plastic pipe. That comic book is worth a fortune and he wants it back. Worse, where he is a failure, Bleeds is a bloody success-------------- He goes to the twentieth class reunion praying Odd will show up, but has doubts his nemesis will and besides the comic book is probably long gone. Still this time he vows to take it back if Bleeder still has it. Thus Harvey breaks into Bleeder's house to steal the comic book instead the corpse of Bleeder¿s mother greets him in the cellar her throat slashed. Soon after he flees the crime scene to return to London, Superman 1 shows up in the mail at his store. The police are interested in Harvey as a murder suspect as he had the means, the motive and the opportunity. --------------- This is a fun dark thriller in which Harvey, Bleeder and Superman One are fully developed characters. The story line is fast-paced from the moment Harvey decides to steal back his swapped prize possession and never slows down although the climax does not soar as high as the rest of the fascinating plot. Harvey is a terrific individual who blames his chain smoking and alcoholic binges on THE SWAP and the diabolically brilliant Bleeder. Superman one is almost like a lover Harvey once had carelessly discarded and now regrets his error. Fans who appreciate a dark humorous thriller will enjoy the battle of wits between Harvey and Bleeder as Superman One completes their odd dysfunctional triangle.----- Harriet Klausner