Sometimes When I'm Dumping

Sometimes When I'm Dumping

by Papa Sleever

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Sometimes When I'm Dumping is my middle finger up at the world during a time when the world left me alone with nothing to do but contemplate what was coming out of my bum. It is a statement reflecting what my world was made up of at the time. It is what I saw and knew for so many months at the bottom of the toilet bowl that was my life. And it is my song of survival - my scoff in the face of adversity and misfortune. After all, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Hmm... that gives me an idea for my next book.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940153126043
Publisher: Papa Sleever
Publication date: 10/14/2012
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 346 KB

About the Author

(Papa) Sleever McDowell was born into the urinal soap cake industry as his father owned a manufacturing plant that also made door wedges. Forced into the lavatorial arts at a young age he found himself searching for greater meaning later in life. During the great “powder room crisis” of the early 1990’s Sleever found himself unemployed and alone in the bowels of New York City. He flushed himself up in a cardboard box and wiped around Central Park looking for scraps and something to cling on to. Sketching his thoughts on the bottoms of cups and old napkins he acted out his ideas to squirrels, rats and unsuspecting children. Soon he was excreted from the park and sent to Bellevue Mental Hospital where he had been born. It was at the hospital where a nurse recognized his talents and helped him break down, digest and expel his work into his first book. Years later that book was found recycled into a roll of toilet paper, turned into a roll of etoilet paper and published on the internet. Sleever leaves his legacy behind him. Every time he takes a step he leaves a little more. He who walks in his footsteps must take great care not to slip. Those aren’t banana peels.

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