Scotched (Liss MacCrimmon Series #5)

Scotched (Liss MacCrimmon Series #5)

by Kaitlyn Dunnett

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Overview

Liss MacCrimmon, purveyor of all things plaid at the Moosetookalook Scottish Emporium in Maine, can't wait to cozy up to the town's first annual mystery book conference. The outlook seems very bonnie indeed for all the local businesses, including her fiancé's family-owned hotel. But when a reviewer with a grudge takes a swan dive off a scenic lookout, Liss discovers the crime scene bonanza a bit too real. With a conference full of potential suspects—from a famous actress-turned-bestselling author to her power-broker agent, to an overextended events coordinator with plenty to hide—it will take a killer instinct to figure out which writer belongs in the true crime section. . .before the murderer pens The End for another innocent victim.

Praise for the Liss MacCrimmon Mysteries!

"Enjoyable. . .vivid descriptions of Maine during mud season and a quirky cast of characters lift this cozy." —Publishers Weekly on Scone Cold Dead

"High-kicking fun with characters as colorful as the tartans. . .a delightful new series." —Dorothy Cannell on Kilt Dead

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780758238825
Publisher: Kensington
Publication date: 07/03/2012
Series: Liss MacCrimmon Series , #5
Pages: 304
Sales rank: 430,871
Product dimensions: 4.10(w) x 6.70(h) x 1.00(d)

About the Author

KAITLYN DUNNETT first caught the Scottish heritage bug when her husband learned to play the bagpipes. Many Scottish festivals and parades later, and after a brief stint as bass drummer with a bagpipe band, she decided to combine her love of things Scottish with her love of writing. The Liss MacCrimmon mysteries are the result. Kaitlyn lives in the mountains of western Maine and can be reached through her website at www.kaitlyndunnett.com.

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CHAPTER 1

From Liss MacCrimmon's Scottish Emporium to Angie Hogencamp's new and used bookstore, Angie's Books, it was only a short walk across the town square of Moosetookalook, Maine. Liss could have been there in two minutes flat. Instead, she dawdled, enjoying the delights of a glorious morning in mid-May.

This particular spring in the mountains of central Maine was warm and sweet-scented. The apple blossoms were in bloom, all pink and white and pretty. One tree stood next to the merry-go-round and two others flanked the bandstand. Volunteers had spruced up the flowerbeds that lined the paths through the square, putting in their own particular favorites. Liss strolled past an eclectic assortment. She recognized pansies, bright yellow daffodils, blue forget-me-nots, and the purple of grape hyacinth but was less certain she was correct in identifying creeping phlox, candy tuft, and star of Bethlehem. There were tulips, too, but they were a bit bedraggled, having almost reached the end of their season. The crocuses had already gone by.

There would be varieties of iris in bloom soon, Liss thought, and the ever-present lupines would show up in a few weeks, followed in July by one of her personal favorites, orange day lilies. Smiling to herself, Liss began to sing under her breath as she left the square and crossed Main Street. "It's May! It's May! The darling month of May."

Frowning, she broke off, glad no one else was within hearing distance. Not only couldn't she carry a tune in a bucket, but she had a habit of plugging in the wrong words — "darling" went with "buds of May" and came from some old poem, not a Broadway musical. The song she'd been trying to sing talked about the merry month of May. Didn't it?

Shaking her head, Liss took the porch steps at Angie's Books two at a time. She should not try to sing. Her voice was bad enough all by itself, but the effort was always a disaster when combined with her terrible memory for lyrics. She'd always had a tendency to get the words mixed up. And if she hadn't realized it before, this failing had been brought home to her just a few months earlier. She'd committed a major blooper, and in public, too.

In late December, Moosetookalook had celebrated "The Twelve Shopping Days of Christmas." Liss had been put in charge of the pageant. To go with the lyrics of the yuletide carol, she'd duly rounded up nine lords a-leaping and ten ladies dancing, as well as appropriate representations of the gifts named in the other ten verses of the song. That no one appeared to have been bothered by her mistake did not make Liss feel any better. She was certain dozens of people had noticed and just been too polite to say anything to her. She'd been horrified when the music director from the local high school had casually mentioned — in February! — that "The Twelve Days of Christmas" actually featured nine ladies and ten lords, not the other way around. It had been some consolation to realize that he assumed she'd rewritten the lyrics in order to accommodate a casting problem, but the whole incident embarrassed her whenever she thought about it.

Angie's Books, like all the other storefronts around the square, was a converted residence with a shop on the first floor and living quarters above. The front porch was big enough for a couple of chairs and a small table. They'd been pushed back to make room for a huge, freestanding signboard.

"Great advertising," Liss said as she opened the screen door and stepped into the shop.

"One of Ms. Quinlan's people brought it by," Angie Hogencamp said.

"I don't think I've ever met anyone who had 'people' before," Liss said with a laugh.

The featured author for Angie's Saturday afternoon reading and book signing was actress-turned-mystery-writer Yvonne Quinlan. The sign featured a life-sized photo that showed a willowy beauty with dark brown eyes and a short cap of blue-black hair highlighted with purple streaks.

Angie had big brown eyes, too, and dark, wavy hair, but the resemblance stopped there. The bookstore owner was a little overweight and a lot flustered. Her face, devoid of makeup, had turned pink with exertion. Cartons of books surrounded her, three of them clearly labeled with the title of Yvonne's latest novel.

"I may have ordered too many copies," Angie said.

"Think positive." Liss made her voice bracing as she approached the sales counter.

Liss, too, was a brunette. She was taller than Angie. At five foot nine, she loomed over most of the women in town. Like Yvonne, she was on the slender side, but her eyes were light, not dark. Liss herself called them blue, but she'd been told more than once that their color changed with the clothing she wore and was, on occasion, closer to green in hue. Today, Liss was certain, they were a very ordinary shade. Her outfit consisted of well-worn jeans and a baby blue sweatshirt that said MOOSETOOKALOOK, MAINE on the front — right beneath the picture of a cross-eyed cartoon moose.

"There are around a hundred mystery fans coming to the conference." She rested her elbows on the sales counter. Additional cartons of books were stacked on the floor behind it. "They all love crime novels. They will buy the latest titles from you because they want to get them signed by their favorite authors." Almost a dozen mystery writers would be attending the conference and taking part in panel discussions.

Angie swatted at a lock of hair that kept falling into her face. "I hope you're right. At the moment, I'll settle for getting these boxes out to the hotel. It's going to take forever to set them up on the tables in the dealers' room. They'll have to be alphabetical by author's last name so people can find what they're looking for. Do you think I should put hardcover books in one place and paperbacks in another or lump them all together?"

"Better put all the books by one author next to each other. As for schlepping books, that's why I'm here. I can take some of the cartons over to The Spruces now and swing back for more if you need me to. Take a deep breath, Angie. We have plenty of time. It's not even noon yet, and the festivities won't get started until six this evening. And we don't open the dealers' room to customers until nine tomorrow morning."

Angie plopped herself down on the stool behind the counter. "A whole three-day weekend! What was I thinking? I never do this kind of thing."

"It's a new venture for all of us. Consider it a challenge."

"The challenge was conning my sister-in-law into agreeing to babysit and keep this place open for me while I'm at the conference." Angie grimaced. "I really hate owing her a favor."

Liss sympathized. She'd thought about asking someone to work at Moosetookalook Scottish Emporium in her place but opted to close down instead. These days most of her business came through online orders anyway.

"It'll be fun, Angie. How can it not be? Readers. Writers. Books."

"And what is this conference called again?" There was a hint of sarcasm in Angie's voice.

"The First Annual Maine-ly Cozy Con," Liss admitted, wincing a little at the name. Still, it fit the occasion. The attendees would all be fans of the traditional mystery — crime stories with limited violence and no graphic sex that tended to feature amateur detectives inspired by such classic sleuths as Agatha Christie's Miss Marple and Ellis Peters's Brother Cadfael.

"Do the people coming to this conference know there was a homicide at the hotel only a few months ago?" Angie asked.

Liss gave a snort of laughter. "Are you kidding? Apparently that's what sold the organizers on The Spruces. How many gatherings of fans of fictional murders can say they met at the scene of a real one?"

The worried furrow in Angie's brow deepened. "Beth wants to help out. You don't think she's too young, do you? She's only ten, and I have no idea what the people who attend these conferences are like."

"I've never been to one, either," Liss said with a grin, "but I don't think the fans are violent. They may like to read about murder and mayhem, but they aren't likely to commit either."

Angie looked sheepish. "Of course they aren't. Silly of me to worry, I guess. Well, okay then. I'm keeping three cartons of the new Yvonne Quinlan hardcover here for the book signing on Saturday, but everything else that's boxed up goes out to the hotel. Some woman named Nola Ventress sent me a list of all the attending authors, and I ordered the three most recent titles by each one of them. Plus I'm bringing some books by other mystery authors, just in case people are interested in them. If you'll drive around to the side of the building, we can load up from there."

A few minutes later, Liss and Angie began piling cartons of books into the back of the pickup truck Liss had borrowed from her fiancé, Dan Ruskin. It was already half-full with stock from Moosetookalook Scottish Emporium. On the second trip out from the bookstore, Angie stopped to stare at the distinctive, dark-colored vehicle just turning in at another of the businesses on the town square. Like the bookstore, it also had a side entrance.

Curious, Liss glanced that way and grimaced. "I'm glad I don't have a view of this from the Emporium," she remarked. Nor could she see it from her house, which was situated on the lot next to her store.

"I could live without it," Angie muttered. "Fair warning. Doug's son is a klutz."

Frank Preston, age fifteen, emerged from the passenger seat while one of the men his father regularly called to make pickups slid out from behind the wheel. Almost invisible wires ran from Frank's earphones to his pocket. He was very obviously listening to music. He jerked and hopped to the beat of the song on his MP3 player as he made his way around to the back of the vehicle and started to unload the cargo. It, too, was unmistakable.

Liss felt neither shock nor surprise when Frank hauled a body bag out of the back. His father, Doug, was the local undertaker. It was hardly unusual for the hearse to arrive with a new "client" for Preston's Mortuary. But Frank's cavalier treatment of the remains bothered Liss. Without waiting for Doug's assistant to help, Frank tried to sling the body over his shoulder in a fireman's carry. He lacked both the physical strength and the coordination to manage the maneuver. The corpse slipped out of his grasp. One end hit the pavement with a dull thump that made Liss wince. The thought that it might not have been the feet that struck the ground made her a little queasy. Frank wasn't just clumsy. He had no respect for the dead.

The assistant mumbled something Liss couldn't hear. She hoped it was a rebuke, but she was too far away to catch the words. She doubted Frank heard them, either, over the music blaring in his ears. He grabbed one end of the bag while the assistant took the other and together they carried the deceased the rest of the way into Preston's Mortuary.

"That boy could care less about tending to the family business," Angie muttered.

"He's always been a handful," Liss agreed. The previous winter, young Frank had gotten into trouble for joyriding on a snowmobile. "Who died?" she asked, certain Angie would have heard.

Moosetookalook was a very small town. The population barely topped a thousand, even after several recent additions. The local grapevine was quick to spread news of births, deaths, elopements, and other assorted rites of passage. Anything even remotely scandalous also spread like wildfire.

"Lenny Peet," Angie answered. "Well, he had a good long life, didn't he? Ninety-five, I heard."

Liss hadn't known Lenny well, but she'd seen him just about every day. He'd walked his dog in the town square in the early morning and again in late afternoon, no matter what the weather or the season. You could set your clock by him. Incensed that Frank Preston should have treated Lenny's remains so carelessly, Liss promised herself that she'd speak to Doug about his son's attitude the next time she saw him. Then she had another thought.

"Who's taking care of Lenny's dog?" she asked.

"It's at the animal shelter down to Fallstown," Angie answered.

Liss added another note to her mental list — do something about the dog. When Lenny's ancient hound, Tatupu, had passed away over a year before, he'd promptly acquired a cute little fox terrier named Skippy. Liss was sure she could find someone in the village who needed a new "best friend."

Filing away both chores to think about later, Liss returned to loading the back of the truck with cartons of books. The weekend ahead would be a busy one, but she fully expected to enjoy every minute of it. How could she not? She was a huge fan of traditional mysteries herself. She planned to slip away from the dealers' room now and again to attend some of the sessions. And she'd definitely be putting in an appearance at that evening's opening reception.

Sherri Campbell, née Willett, had her booted feet propped up on the desk in the inner room of the Moosetookalook Police Department. Leaning back in the creaky wooden swivel chair that went with it, she held one hand out in front of her so she could admire the shiny gold band on the ring finger of her left hand. She was three months married, but just looking at that wedding band still gave her a thrill.

A loud knock had her all but jumping out of her skin. Her feet hit the floor with a thump and she sat up straight.

A very tall, very stout woman in a gray pantsuit stood in the doorway. She had a big head to match her big body — a long oval squared off at the jawline. The shape was accentuated by the way she wore her hair. Her iron gray locks were cut very short. The effect put Sherri in mind of an old-fashioned swimming cap of the sort her grandmother wore in family photos taken in the 1950s.

"Can I help you with something?" Sherri's voice came out a bit higher pitched than she'd intended. They didn't get a lot of walk-in customers at the police department. The abrupt arrival of this one had caught her off guard. Most people phoned in with their questions and complaints, and, as a rule, there weren't very many of those. Most of the time, Moosetookalook was a quiet, law-abiding place.

"Are you Officer Willett?" the woman demanded.

"It's Officer Campbell now," Sherri corrected her. "I recently married."

"Congratulations." The stranger stepped into the office, at once making it seem considerably smaller. Without waiting for an invitation, she settled her bulk into the bright red plastic chair on the other side of Sherri's desk. It groaned ominously under her weight. "Since you're not busy, I'd like to ask you a few questions."

"I'm here to serve the public."

Sherri put more warmth into the words than she was feeling. She told herself that it was ridiculous to feel intimidated. At five foot two, almost everyone towered over her. She should be used to it by now. But this woman was nearly three times Sherri's size and made her feel like a house cat facing down an elephant. She upgraded herself to lioness and reminded herself that she was the one with claws.

"You say you have questions?" Sherri asked.

The woman had burrowed into a briefcase-sized black leather purse and come up with a plain white business card. She handed it over and waited while Sherri read the lettering. It didn't tell her much. In the center were the words THE NEDLINGER REPORT and a Web site address. In the lower left-hand corner was a name — J. Nedlinger — with a P.O. box, e-mail address, phone and fax numbers. "So, Ms. Nedlinger ... what kind of questions are we talking about?"

J. Nedlinger's carefully shaped eyebrows shot up. "You've never heard of me?"

"Sorry, but no."

"Oh, well. They say fame is fleeting."

Sherri didn't like the way the other woman was looking at her. That intense stare seemed to her to contain a strong undercurrent of mockery. It was as if this Nedlinger woman knew something Sherri didn't and relished hugging that secret knowledge to herself. Sherri tried to tell herself she was being fanciful, as she had with that lioness and elephant image, but the impression remained.

"I'm a journalist," J. Nedlinger said. "I collect information, in this case statistics. I'd like to know about the crimes your little town has suffered over the course of the last two years. Is that going to be a problem?"

Sherri tried to put her finger on why the woman made her uneasy. Ms. Nedlinger was quite stout, but there was nothing soft about her. She was physically fit. There were muscles beneath the sleeves of the plain gray suit, and she wore sturdy walking shoes. She was not someone Sherri would fancy meeting in an alley on a dark night. But, curiously, it was the image of a bulldozer that replaced that of an elephant. No predatory beast — just one of those pushy people determined to get her own way.

(Continues…)


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Scotched 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
harstan More than 1 year ago
In Moosetookalook, Maine the Spruces Hotel hosts the First Annual Maine-ly Cozy Con for mystery fans who prefer limited violence and no graphic sex. The headline at the May gala is actress turned mystery writer Yvonne Quinlan. Also attending is odious blogger J. Nedlinger, who described the actress' book as trash to be tossed out. The town's storekeepers look forward to the gala as they expect plenty of cozy aficionados will buy items from shops such as at Liss MacCrimmon's everything plaid Scottish Emporium. However, the Con turns graphically ugly when Nedlinger falls off Lover's Leap cliff. While no one liked the vicious unscrupulous blogger, everyone assumes it was a horrible accident. However, Liss reconsiders that premise when she realizes how many people celebrate the death of J. Nedlinger. When another victim surfaces, Liss and her town cohorts investigate who is murdering the Con. Scotched is an engaging MacCrimmon amateur sleuth as the heroine and her BFFs look into the homicides. The background of a cozy Con makes for a fun retinue as does springtime in Maine. Cozy fans will enjoy attending the First Annual Maine-ly Cozy Con. Harriet Klausner
sfc95 More than 1 year ago
Not a cozy crazy myself and not having read the four books before this one, I think I am out of the loop. felt like an amped up episode of Murder She Worte, the main setting, the busybody lady solving crimes. But that said, I used to watch alot of Murder She wrote just don't find it as startling as I did as a kid, same goes with this book! An ok read.
NoraAdrienne More than 1 year ago
Scotched By: Kaitlyn Dunnett Copyright November 2011 Publisher: Kensington Hundreds of the most creative minds in murder are assembling in the tiny town of Moosetookalook, Maine-and before the final page is turned, one of them will be writing in the past tense. . . Liss MacCrimmon, purveyor of all things plaid at the Moosetookalook Scottish Emporium, couldn't be more pleased that her hometown is hosting the First Annual Maine-ly Cozy Con. The mystery book conference promises to attract plenty of popular authors, as well as new business for Moosetookalook's unique local shops. And with her new fiancé Dan's family-owned hotel filling with attendees, the outlook seems very bonnie indeed. But soon, Liss and Dan discover just how far some authors take their research. When a muckraking reviewer with a grudge takes a swan dive off a scenic lookout, no one wants to believe it was homicide. After all, it's one thing to dream up imaginary crimes-but to commit a real one takes motive, means, and extreme maliciousness. The more Liss learns, the more she realizes just how many people are glad the deceased has written her final story. And with an entire conference brimming with potential suspects-from a famous actress-turned-bestselling author to her power-broker agent, and an overextended events coordinator with plenty to hide-it will take a killer instinct to figure out which writer belongs in the true crime section. . .before the murderer pens The End for another innocent victim. . . This is by far the most complicated and interesting mystery that Liss MacCrimmon has been involved in. She and her fiancé are working the case while trying to stay out of the way of Gordon Tandy (her ex boyfriend) who is the investigator in charge of this latest death. Being part of the State Police means his presence trumps all the local cops. Things start out really simple for Liss. She has a table at the First Annual Maine-ly Cozy Con. Granted, most people aren't interested in Scottish books or clothing, but Liss thinks that she will make sales. Besides, her best friend Nola has a table there also, selling books by the authors who are at this con. The Conference is full of readers, fans and well known authors. Finding out who done what to whom is going to bring real life mystery to this mystery gathering. I love this series. It pulled me in the minute I started reading the first book (Kilt Dead). Ms. Dennett's style of writing is entertaining and informative also. I learned a lot about Scottish heritage and sports from these mysteries. I highly recommend her to all lovers of mystery and good humor. FTC Full Disclosure: I received this book from the publisher who only asked for a fair and impartial review.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Enjoyed. Loved the characters.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I liked these books at first but Liss's nosiness is getting tedious. I am really sure the State police would run to her to keep her informed. They are still ok books to read.
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excellent reading it held my interest til the end
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Avid-ReaderAG More than 1 year ago
Same old story, Liss MacCrimmon sticks her nose in when it should be tending to other things. Two violent deaths, sends her running all over the place to catch the killer. Oh my, there he is and he's gonna kill her if Dan doesn't dp battle!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I normally don't like to write a "bad" review, but this one must be said. There is no grammatically correct way to say/write/advertise the phrase "First Annual..." It is a grammatical impossibility that is used incorrectly in common language all the time. That being said, every professional writer should be knowledgable of that rule, and if they aren't, their editor is. It is shameful that it was used here so many times. It makes me shudder every time I read it. Would it have killed someone to suggest "First Ever..." or "Inaugural...?" Apparently so.