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Roaring Reptiles, Bountiful Citrus, and Neon Pies: An Unofficial Guide to Florida's Official Symbols
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Florida Historical Society Charlton Tebeau Award
With an eye for the illogical and a flair for the irreverent, journalist Mark Lane aims his sharp wit at one of the most intriguing duties of the Florida legislaturesigning state symbols into law. In Roaring Reptiles, Bountiful Citrus, and Neon Pies, he spotlights nineteen things that have been proposed and/or appointed to officially define Florida.
Lane guides readers through the often-comic historical events that led to the selection of Florida’s official fruit, tree, gem, bird, song, and other items ranging from the well known to the obscure, packing in personal stories and laugh-out-loud moments along the way. Did you know the state slogan was almost “the alligator state”? Or that a mailbox in the shape of the state marine mammal can tell you a lot about a person? Readers will also discover that the bill proposing the state soil caused a crisis in the Senate and that the state playwritten in the peculiar genre of symphonic outdoor dramaputs a heroic spin on the grisly European conquest of St. Augustine.
“Full of the kind of unnecessary commentary that might cause trouble,” as Lane describes it, this book is also written with affection toward the wide diversity of lives and experiences that make up the state he calls home. He shows that deciding the things that represent us at any given moment is far trickier than it appears. Especially in Florida, a state aptly symbolized by “a lot of contradictions baked into a Key lime pie.”
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9780813066233 |
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Publisher: | University Press of Florida |
Publication date: | 10/08/2019 |
Pages: | 152 |
Sales rank: | 626,401 |
Product dimensions: | 5.70(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.70(d) |
About the Author
Mark Lane, metro columnist and feature writer at the Daytona Beach News-Journal, is the author of Sandspurs: Notes from a Coastal Columnist.
Table of Contents
Contents
Helpful Letter to School Librarians ix
Preface xi
Key Lime Pie
Pie Wedge or Candy-Colored Wedge Issue? 2
Slogan
Welcome to the SunshineNot the AlligatorState 14
Reptile
The Fiercest State Symbol in the Whole Swamp 19
Fruit
The Whole Orange Gets Its Due 25
Fossil
Pain in My Eocene Heart 32
Marine Mammal
Welcome to the Land of the Manatee Mailboxes 36
Soil
Myakka Fine Sand, and a Fine Sand It Is 43
Florida Day
Ponce de Leon Schlepped Here! 47
Holidays
Lost Holidays of the Lost Cause Linger 52
State Day
Florida Statehood Day Oration 57
Play
Men in Tights with Cross and Sword 64
Song
Florida’s Official Ol’ Plantation Song 70
Tree
In Praise of the State Treelike Plant 78
Sport
The Official State Sport Stalled in the Pits 83
Litter Control Symbol
The Short, Happy Life of Glenn Glitter 88
Bird
The Mockingbird Will Not Be Mocked, Tree Huggers! 92
Motto
In God We Trust (All Others Pay Cash) 98
Seal
Not a Great Seal, but Not for Lack of Trying 105
Gem
The Talisman of the Ancient Engineers 110
Afterword 117
Acknowledgments 119
Notes 121
Selected Bibliography 131
What People are Saying About This
“This old Florida boy has been waiting for such a book for a coon’s age. I learned a lot about the origins of our state’s symbols and laughed a lot while reading. It’s a great combination, like butter and grits.”Jeff Klinkenberg, author of Son of Real Florida: Stories from My Life
“An iconoclast, Lane enjoys slaying sacred cows and bloviating politicians who take seriously the mission of designating official state pies, birds, and flowers. Bravo! Floridians need to read the clear and intelligent prose of Mark Lane.”Gary R. Mormino, author of Land of Sunshine, State of Dreams: A Social History of Modern Florida