Rickles' Book

Rickles' Book

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Overview

Rickles' Book will make you love one of the great Americans of our time, Don Rickles.

Why you need to buy Rickles' Book immediately:

Rickles' Book will help you win friends and influence people.

Rickles' Book will introduce you to all of his famous friends, from Frank Sinatra to Johnny Carson.

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Rickles' Book will make you cry (If your love life doesn't improve).

Rickles' Book will make you laugh (If your love life does improve).

Rickles' Book will make you love one of the great Americans of our time, Don Rickles.

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Rickles' Book, along with the Bible and War and Peace, will grace your bookshelf and upgrade your literary status.

Rickles' Book will keep you up at night.

Rickles' Book will put you to sleep at night.

Rickles' Book will make you rich (If you treasure great humor).

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780743293068
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication date: 06/17/2008
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 256
Sales rank: 109,401
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Don Rickles is looking for his first big break in show business. If you have a gig for him, contact his agent (as soon as he gets one).

David Ritz is a songwriter who has collaborated with stars like Janet Jackson and Marvin Gaye, as well as a renowned ghostwriter who has authored more than fifty books for some of the biggest stars in music: Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Lenny Kravitz, Joe Perry, Smokey Robinson, Don Rickles, and Willie Nelson, to name a few. His articles have appeared in The New York Times, Rolling Stone, Essence, People, US, Art Connoisseur, and TV . He lives in Los Angeles with Roberta, his wife of 47 years.

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All Heart

Jackson Heights, Queens, was no special place, but my dad, Max, was a special guy. Here's the kind of guy he was: If he was your friend and came over to your house and your wife was in a housecoat, he could hug her and you wouldn't think twice. There was nothing distasteful about Max S. Rickles. (I never knew what the "S." stood for, and neither did he.) Everyone loved my dad. The man was all heart.

Best of all, he laughed at my humor.

He was an insurance salesman who provided for my mother and me, the only child. We weren't rich, but we weren't poor. We just were. We lived in a plain apartment like a million other apartments you see in New York City's five boroughs.

Dad had a lighthearted attitude about life. He took it the way it came. He was the guy who taught me all I know about car repairs: Pay someone to do it for you.

We'd be sitting in our tired old Ford, the engine dead as a doornail. Dad would see someone he knew from our building.

"Charlie," he'd say, "here's a couple of bucks. Make the car start."

He also taught me all I know about home repairs.

Here's how that worked:

Mom wants to hang a picture.

Max offers the janitor, the mailman — anyone who's around — a couple of bucks to bang a nail in the wall. No one ever takes the money — they like Max too much — except the janitor, who's mad because he has to live in the basement.

Max Rickles was a giving sort of man, but sometimes giving isn't as simple as it seems. I'll give examples:

We belonged to a little Orthodox synagogue in Jackson Heights, where Dad was an important member. Once he was even president of the congregation. He loved the congregation and fussed over its finances. It was not a wealthy group and the building required maintenance. On the High Holy Days, Dad would escort me and my cousin Allen, who later became a fine doctor, to prime seats near the altar. It turned out to be a land-lease deal. Ten minutes before the start of services, Dad would move us ten rows back. Five minutes later, he'd say, "Okay, guys! Find seats in the back."

It turned out my father was selling tickets to services like a scalper at a ballgame. He was shuffling around the worshipers and moving some of the higher-donation members to better seats. The proceeds went directly to God.

In this same small synagogue, my lighthearted father was the only one who could deal with the weighty matter of death. When everyone was hysterically crying, Dad would quietly take care of everything. He'd line up the limousines and make the cemetery arrangements. The bereaved families loved him. Dad was able to deal with death. It never frightened him or threw him off track.

Speaking of the track, that was Dad's one vice. But it wasn't the kind of vice that did him in. He bet cautiously — two dollars here, two dollars there. He loved the horses. Nothing gave him greater pleasure than winning ten bucks at Belmont.

He also loved many of the customers he sold insurance to. In fact, when they couldn't cover their insurance payments, he'd often do it for them. He wrote their names in his debit book and carried them on his back. When Dad died of a heart attack in 1953, those same customers came to his funeral and put a box next to his grave where they paid off those debits. That's how much they respected my dad.

By sheer coincidence, his grave site in Elmont, New York, faces the finish line at Belmont. How's that for God's help?

Copyright © 2007 by Wynnefield Productions, Inc.

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Rickles' Book 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
nhoule on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
I'm a big fan of Don Rickles and was always curious with what made this caustic comedian tick. Like his delivery the book was rapid fire. It was a fast easy read with several laugh out loud moments. I'm glad he wrote it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I always loved Don Rickles humor. One of a kind
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book...Wonderful stories of life in the big time!!! Don Tickles...Have loved him for years...Since I was a little kid and my dad and I would stay up to watch him on Carson!!! Beck of a read...A great story teller...If you like his humor...You've got to love his book!!!!!!
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Bookworm1FG More than 1 year ago
You have to admire Don Rickles' life long steadfast pursuit of his dream. His mother deserves kudos for her unflagging support. I loved this book.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
Don Rickles is awesome - still looking for his big break - I never laughed so hard. If you have not followed this man's fantastic career you have to read this book! Many of the chapters brought smiles and tears 'from sentiment'. Don Rickles is a genius! When I caught him on Letterman promoting his book - he still 'has it'. The 'stars' whose life he touched and visa versa is mind blowing! He is one of the greats!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I couldn't put this book down.I finished it in 2 hours. My father who is of the same generation as DR loved his humour.He would always say...that don rickles is so funny..So i figured i would read about him. This book is very funny!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Don Rickles has written a genuine winner. Some stories were happy, some were sad -- you'll laugh, cry, and thoroughly enjoy this one. Thanks, Don, for giving us such an honest and thought-provoking book.