Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

by Stassi Schroeder


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Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guidebook from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by The Betches and Andi Dorfman.

Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of Basic Bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think that you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on.

This book is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or read...well, this book!

In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty—all with the hope you can learn something from them.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781982112462
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 04/16/2019
Pages: 240
Sales rank: 435
Product dimensions: 6.10(w) x 8.70(h) x 1.00(d)

About the Author

Stassi Schroeder is one of the stars of the hit Bravo TV series Vanderpump Rules. Originally from New Orleans, she now lives in Los Angeles, where she films and hosts her popular podcast Straight Up with Stassi.

Table of Contents

Introduction ix

Section I Basic AF

Chapter 1 Find Your Voice 3

Chapter 2 Why Musical Theater Is Cool AF 17

Chapter 3 The Cult of Stassi 27

Chapter 4 Obsessed 35

Section II Committed AF

Chapter 5 Basic Breakups 53

Chapter 6 Next Level Dealbreakers 65

Chapter 7 Like a Virgin 83

Chapter 8 Witches of WeHo 93

Chapter 9 Get Yours 103

Section III Hot AF

Chapter 10 Style Confessions 115

Chapter 11 Who Wore It Worst? 127

Chapter 12 How to Look Hot on Social 137

Chapter 13 Basic Beauty 145

Chapter 14 What's in My Bag (Uncensored) 163

Section IV Eat, Orink, and Be Enlightened AF

Chapter 15 Cocktail Hour(s) 171

Chapter 16 A Foodie's Nightmare 181

Chapter 17 What's Your Sign? 201

Chapter 18 Hashtag Namaste 209

Chapter 19 Basic Mistakes 217

Acknowledgments 223

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Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
Anonymous 3 months ago
You have to get Stassi’s personality to “get it.” Her matter of fact book will really hit home with lots of people who have watched her grow up on Vanderpump. Her life being an open book she embraced her life lessons and worked to get where she is at. Bravo Stassi... good job!
Anonymous 3 months ago
Fun Read!
Anonymous 10 days ago
Have watched Vanderpump on Bravo even though I am Science & Business background person, I enjoy the other side occasionally Bravo shows explore/offer...That said I am enjoying this light, well sort of light & funny young vibes read by Stassi Schroeder. Chapter 4 I almost went out and tossed the book in my Chimenea to burn! Chapter 4 Obsessed her love of all things "death" "ghost" "devil" "666" etc leaves me praying for her soul as she is clearly led astray by her sick obsessions. I get the "New Orleans" vibe and do get that but relate and choose GOD and the good force completely. We live in a world where good & evil are battling it out and GOOD will win although that requires us to choose the GOOD over evil. She plays in a world I would not.
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Anonymous 21 days ago
Funniest book I’ve read in a long time!
Anonymous 3 months ago
Wow! What a great book. Who can out it down? "A must read." It's quite a ride. #$%^