Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! (My Weird School Series #4)

Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! (My Weird School Series #4)

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Overview

With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

In the fourth book of the original My Weird School series, art teacher Ms. Hannah shows A.J. and the gang that art is everywhere! She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. And even makes A.J. draw a picture with smelly, tattletale Andrea!

Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss any more hilarious adventures from A.J. and the gang.

 

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780060507060
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 11/09/2004
Series: My Weird School Series , #4
Pages: 96
Sales rank: 38,986
Product dimensions: 5.12(w) x 7.62(h) x 0.19(d)
Lexile: 590L (what's this?)
Age Range: 6 - 10 Years

About the Author

Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 12 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife, Nina. You can visit him online at www.dangutman.com.


Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com

Read an Excerpt

Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!


By Gutman, Dan

HarperCollins Publishers

ISBN: 0060507071

Chapter One

I Hate Andrea Young

"Miss Daisy! A.J. hit me!"

"I did not," I said.

"He did too! He bumped his elbow against my elbow!"

Andrea Young is so annoying. I barely touched her stupid elbow. She was moaning and holding her arm like an elephant stepped on it.

I wish an elephant would step on her head. Andrea has been bothering me since we were little kids. And that's a long time, because now we're in second grade.

"I saw A.J. do it, Miss Daisy," said Emily. She is Andrea's friend and is just as annoying. But in a different way.

"Am I going to have to send anyone to Mr. Klutz's office?" Miss Daisy asked.

Mr. Klutz is the principal, and that means he is like the king of the school.

"No," me and Andrea said.

"Good, because it's time for us to go to art class. I don't want you to miss it. Our art teacher, Ms. Hannah, is really nice, and I'm sure she has some fun activities planned for you."

"Art?" I said. "I hate art."

"Oh, you hate everything, A.J.," said Andrea, who thinks she knows everything.

It just so happens that I do not hate everything. I don't hate football. I don't hate skateboarding. I don't hate trick biking. I don't hate monster movies. Especially when the monsters crush cars and stuff. But I do hate school, and I especially hate Andrea.

"I love art," Andrea announced, like anybody really cared. She took out a big artbox she had brought from home. It had crayons and colored pencils and other stuff in it. "When I grow up, I want to be an artist. My mom thinks I'm really creative. I like to create things."

"She should create an empty space where she is right now," I whispered to my friend Ryan, who sits in the row next to me.

"Hahahaha!" Ryan laughed, but Miss Daisy made a mean face at him and he shut up.

"Let's go, second graders!" she said. "Single file to the art room. Ms. Hannah is waiting for us"

Drawing pictures is for babies, if you ask me. And art is stupid. Continues...


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Ms. Hannah Is Bananas: My Weird School Series, Book 4 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 45 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My 1st grader loves this book and the whole series. They are very funny and keep her reading.
bjrose More than 1 year ago
MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN READ ALL OF DAN GUTMAN'S BOOKS. WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER DR BRAD, MISS ROOPY, MR SUNNY, MR GRANITE, MISS SMALL, MISS DAISY, MR KLUTZ, M DOLE, PATTY. THEY WILL KEEP YOUR KIDS ON THEIR TOES AND TEACH THEM LESSONS WHILE HAVING FUN. THEY LOVE SILLY NAMES AND SILLY ACTIONS PERFORMED BY ADULTS. THESE BOOKS APPLY WHAT A CHILD THINKS OF ADULTS AT TIMES PLUS MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ON PAR WITH THE ADULTS. THEY ALSO CHALLENGE THEIR MINDS, AND ASKS QUESTION AS TO WHETHER THESE THINGS COULD REALLY BE TRUE OR NOT. HONESTLY, AS WE READ TOGETHER, MY GRANDSON AND GRANDDAUGHTER BOTH, JUST LAUGHED AND WANTED MORE AND MORE WHICH IS WHY I PURCHASED A SECOND 5 BOOKS AFTER THE FIRST FEW PURCHASED THIS SUMMER. ENJOY WITH YOUR CHILDREN THE WONDERS OF DAN GUTMAN'S CHARACTERS.
Kaylee Torres More than 1 year ago
I love this book so much. I reomend this book to anyone in like....3-4 th grade. I love art so i choose this book.
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I was a banana last year
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BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read this series when i was in 2-3 grade i loved this book and still do! This book is hilariouse! I would read them agan but now I'm in fith grade so I don't really read that easy of books.I guess I could read it on my free time because these books are awesome! So if your in 2 or 3 you should read these definately!
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I LOVE ART!!! I know i sound alot like andrea but i Acually like it. I think it was mean for A.J. to say that " Art is stupid" because ART IS AWESOME!!! and who ever disagrees will answer to me.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thanks! And yes, Drake is a saytr. Actaully, the comments is at bannana (with 2 ns) not banana. Lol. Well thanks anyway. I already posted the third part at titans curse.
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Great series
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Dawn Ricci More than 1 year ago
Did you ever read the book Mrs.Hannah is bananas! The book. is by David Gutmzan. This book is halairious! If you like funny books you will love to read Mrs. Hannaah is bananas!
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