The Debian Combine is the most diabolical alliance of twisted madmen ever to plague Central Systems space, or at least they would be if they could get their act together. Instead of ruling the universe, this league of super villains waste their time sabotaging each others devilish schemes and stealing each others lab supplies.
Some in the Combine know this must stop. They know they need an administrator. Somebody with the organizational skills to focus an alliance of madmen, juggle the huge egos they boast, and make the most of their wide variety of skills. Beth Belontalus, a young woman working for the Central Systems Post Service appears to be the ideal candidate. Beth, a smart yet ordinary young woman is kidnapped and dropped into this den of diabolical evil with only one mandate; bring the Combine to its full potential, or perish at the hands of her employers. As Beth tries to find some method in this madness, she will encounter clones with drawn on eyebrows, dancing zombie death disco, abandoned science experiments and biological weapons that are cuddly.
