Merry Random Christmas (Random Series #8)

Merry Random Christmas (Random Series #8)

by Julia Kent

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It all started with a game of Truth or Dare...

It's bad enough I got arrested for prostitution on Christmas Eve. Alleged prostitution, mind you. I didn't do it. Of course I didn't. The cops say I offered up a certain sex act for a $5 gasoline gift card, but honey?

My sex acts are worth way, way more.

So when I tried to explain what happened to the person who came and bailed me out of jail, she wasn't exactly impressed.

Because it was my boyfriend's mother.

Now, I got two boyfriends, so Murphy's Law said it had to be the mother I hate the most. And she hates me right back. Even more now that I lost her son.

That's right. Where in the hell are Joe and Trevor? It's Christmas Eve, and I keep getting pictures on social media showing Joe and Trevor all oiled up in g-strings that look like candy canes, dancing with a bunch of well-coiffed older women.

I, on the other hand, am wearing Santa pants, flip flops, and smell like jail cell pee.

That game of Truth or Dare turns out to be way more dangerous than anyone expected.

And our savior? It ain't the baby Jesus. Not the three wise men. No little drummer boy. Not even the donkey that carried the Virgin Mary on its back while she howled for an epidural.

Nope. Can you guess?

That's right.

Mavis the Chicken.

Can she help us out of this clustercluck?

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Merry Random Christmas is the eighth book in the New York Times bestselling Random series. Join the gang on Christmas Eve as Darla is unfairly arrested, Trevor and Joe are forced to become strippers, and candy canes appear in places where sugar is a bad, bad idea in this crazy, rollicking romp.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940157896195
Publisher: Julia Kent
Publication date: 11/20/2015
Series: Julia Kent's Random Series , #8
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 172
Sales rank: 148,744
File size: 251 KB

About the Author

New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Julia Kent writes romantic comedy with an edge. From billionaires to BBWs to new adult rock stars, Julia finds a sensual, goofy joy in every contemporary romance she writes. Unlike Shannon from Shopping for a Billionaire, she did not meet her husband after dropping her phone in a men's room toilet (and he isn't a billionaire).

She lives in New England with her husband and three sons in a household where the toilet seat is never, ever, down.

She loves to hear from her readers by email at , on Twitter @jkentauthor, on Facebook at . Visit her at

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Merry Random Christmas (Random Series #8) 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Once again, Julia had me laughing put loud from page 1. I was in tears when I tread the chapter in which they visited Joe's parents. Loved the new character Tortilla and welcomed another chicken into the mix. Whatever she writes, I will buy!
bonjovi01 More than 1 year ago
Well Julia Kent has done it again! I knew she would...she has never let me down!!! This book was funny, touching(yes touching..some moments with a chicken...yes I said a chicken...of course there is more to this but you have to read the book to find out just what that is!), some aww moments and some oh my god that just did not happen moments! We see Joe, Darla and Trevor and spend some quality time with Joanne Ross where the sarcastic humor is so so perfect! I laughed so very hard at some of the "new rule" moments! I had tears in my eyes with the acts of kindness that Trevor showed towards "Tortilla" and laughed so hard at the description of the "get up" both he and Joe were wearing or the lack there of while stripping because Sam and Liam got sick after eating bad eel! And lets not forget how the book opens with Darla arrested and in jail and being bailed out by of all people Joe's mother...that is when the fun began! We have some sighting (funny ones) of Alex and of course Darla's mom! Throughout this series you see all of the characters grow little by little and it is most evident in this book! I fell in love with this group in Random Acts of Crazy and look forward to the next one! I was honored to be able to read an ARC copy of this book provided by the author!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just not my kind of read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The imagination! Dialogue. Situations.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Could not finish
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Bought it thinking it would tell the story of Darla in Boston. It fing does fers.. No thanks. Wasted my money!
Cindy_T More than 1 year ago
CLPetit1956 More than 1 year ago
I was given an ARC of this book in exchange for an hones review. Julia Kent has outdone herself yet again! Merry Random Christmas is remarkable well-written with characters that come alive on the page. Once you start reading, you won't want to put it down.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Julia Kent can bring the characters to life. Can't get enough of them. So funny I laugh so hard and some parts cry. I can't wait till the next book.
Denise_Tuominen More than 1 year ago
What a surprise, didn't know we would get more of gang, love the Random Series, each one gets better and better, I was not disappointed with this book, it had so much humor I found myself laughing out loud while reading it, the only down side of the book is I had to wait until I got off work to read it way to much going on and it bothered me when I had to put the book down to help someone. I would definitely recommend this book to other.
jbebout1295 More than 1 year ago
Julia Kent has given us all an extraordinary Random offering this holiday season! Merry Random Christmas is the eighth book in the New York Times bestselling Random series, and could not have been more entertaining! Once I started reading it, I quite literally could not put it down. I read it all in one sitting. The characters in the Random series are all so real and complex and flawed and crazy and funny and so beautiful in their imperfection. You just can’t help but fall in love with them or to become invested in their lives. This book hooks you right from the first page read and it never slows down. It is completely and utterly riveting. I was glad I was reading the book alone so no one thought I was crazy laughing out loud at every other page. That’s not to say there weren’t also scenes that threatened to burn up my tablet because there definitely were. This book really had it all. Overall, I found it to be compelling, humorous, intriguing, romantic, and completely enthralling. I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a hilariously sexy read. * I received an ARC of this book in exchange for my honest review.