Made of Honor

Made of Honor

by Marilynn Griffith

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Once, twice, ten times a bridesmaid!

I, Dana Rose, do solemnly swear to say "I won't" the next time someone
asks me to be in their wedding party. My weak will has gained me a
closet full of unflattering bridesmaids' dresses in various sizes to
accommodate my ever-fluctuating waistline.

As if that isn't enough, the past is paying me a most unwelcome visit
(my prodigal brother, my back-stabbing sis). Then there's Mr.
Practically Perfect, the ex who not only married someone else, but
opened the business of our dreams—right across from my new shop!
It's no wonder I've got problems! I'm thankful I've got my friends,
the Sassy Sistahood, to rely on….

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781426854262
Publisher: Steeple Hill Books
Publication date: 02/01/2010
Series: The Sassy Sistahood
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 256
File size: 348 KB

About the Author

Marilynn Griffith is a wife to a deacon, mom to a tribe of seven and evidence that God gives second chances. When not chasing toddlers, helping with homework or trying to meet her next deadline, she makes soap, blogs and reads. To book speaking engagements or just say hi, drop her a note.

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Made Of Honor

By Marilynn Griffith

Steeple Hill

Copyright © 2005 Marilynn Griffith
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0373785542

I'm turning into a Chia Pet.

With legs.

Little children are starting to toss dandelions when they see me. The brides of Leverhill, Illinois, have taught the kiddies well. One little darling wants to grow up and be just like me — a big flower girl. She nailed it, especially about the big part, but we're not going there. Not today, with my formerly fat friend looking like Twiggy-goes-bridal, while I gasp for breath in a dress fit for a train wreck. My only consolation is not having to worry about Tracey aiming a floral missile — known to some as a bouquet — at me later on.

She wouldn't do me like that, would she? Nah. At least that's what I tell myself, but then I thought this wedding wouldn't happen, either. Still, this bride is one of my closest friends and my roommate for the past three years. Tracey Cox — well, Tracey Blackman now — has picked enough baby's breath out of my teeth to know better.

Just in case though, a pint of Chunky Monkey and a pedicure appointment await me after this reception. Who knows? Tracey just might snap and throw long. Marriage does things to people.

One day they're normal and the next they're inviting total strangers to wear ugly dresses in their weddings, and then after the ceremony, said brides proceed to cut off all communication with members of the wedding party except for goofy Christmas photos of the newlyweds cradling an ugly dog, signed "from all of us." And don't let them actually get pregnant. Have you ever seen an entire album of birth photos? Not cute.

Do I sound bitter?

I'm not. I have friends. And trying to keep up with them, keep my job and stay right with God occupies most of my time. Like now. I need to find Rochelle, my other best friend — yes, I have two — and founder of the Sassy Sistahood e-mail list. If I don't catch up to her soon, she might make a fool of herself.

Or me.

Though my girlfriend is a paragon of virtue most days, weddings turn Rochelle into a gelatinous pool of desperation. Remember the birth photo album I mentioned? It's worse. Okay, so nothing's worse than that, but it's bad. Even the sight of me, tangled in tulips after a bouquet toss, is easier on the eyes.

Using my emergency X-ray vision, activated by squinting so hard I almost fused my contacts to my eyeballs, I glimpsed a pink satin horror similar to my own, but a set of three-inch shoulder pads blocked my view. Who would wear a power suit to a wedding — ?

My boss. There she was, looking just as angry as when I'd left her at work last night. I ducked before she saw me, recovering from my shock that she'd even shown up. The bride, who left our office to start her own graphic design firm six months ago, insisted on inviting Naomi, her former and my current employer, and Renee, my assistant, who was probably somewhere taking pictures of me for later blackmail. She'd be giggling in my ear for the next month. At least.

My next few weeks of torture aside, I was proud of Naomi for actually leaving the office — I think she secretly lives there. For her to show up at her own funeral would be the height of etiquette. Some people just don't grasp interaction, you know? And having "interacted" with Naomi daily for the past six years, I could do without her today. Besides, I needed to find Sassy Sistah #1 before she melted down and kissed somebody.

With that thought as fuel, I forced my satin shoes that were dyed to match the gown — the dye was free, I guess Tracey couldn't resist — across the sprinkle of autumn leaves on the ground. Rochelle tiptoed up beside me, fanning her face, despite the growing chill. Man Mania was in full swing.

"Did you see Ryan's brother?" she said breathlessly. "From the looks of things, Tracey should have picked him."

From the reality of things, anyone seemed a better choice. I mentally squashed the nagging doubt about my friend's hour-old marriage. Thoughts like that were getting me nowhere. It was done. God would have to take it from here. Me worrying myself to an ulcer before I got back to work on Monday was definitely a waste of resources.

I shook my head at Rochelle and considered reaching out and shaking hers. This time she was really in the zone. I spoke right into her ear, hoping it would jar her brain. "I wasn't really paying attention to the brother of the groom." Or any other man around here. What would be the point? The last guy I dated had just married my best friend.

Rochelle made a clucking sound. "You should have been paying attention. His brother is fiiine." She rolled her neck for effect, but didn't quite pull it off. I just stared. She'd been watching too much UPN again.

"Come on." I tugged at her arm and started back across the smattering of red-gold leaves, away from Mr. Fiiine. She'd hate me tomorrow if I didn't. If a man showed up later on in response to Rochelle's flirting, she would run for her life while dictating a restraining order into her recorder.

Usually, her wedding trance would have been long since broken. But this was Tracey's wedding. And whether Rochelle and I were willing to admit it or not, we'd both thought that if anyone got married, it'd be us, not the cute, fat, geek of the group. Not that Tracey was fat anymore. Plump-but-cute girl was currently being played by moi, my midsection pressed against the strangling fabric of my dress as if in agreement.

Rochelle made a shrill sound, almost like a whistle. The weary-in-well-doing sigh. Not a good sign. Her pink leather t-strap shoes, designed by her own hand and much prettier than my prom knockoffs, peeked from underneath her Pepto-pink frock, several sizes smaller than my own. Our skirts skimmed the lawn every few steps. This was downright antebellum.

Rochelle's words cut through my thoughts. "I can't help feeling romantic on days like this. Lately, I even wonder if —"

"If what?" My body stiffened. I'd heard this speech before. All my die-hard single friends give this little talk before crossing over into the sea of wanna-be wives. Tracey's little rant three months ago was still fresh in my mind. Rochelle? Despite her wedding breakdowns, I never thought I'd hear it from her. Well, not this soon anyway.

"I'm just talking," she said, moving faster. "It's nothing, really." More like a big something, but I decided to leave it. This day had enough mess going without adding to it. Time for a detour.

"I hope the punch is good."

Rochelle nodded, gathering her skirt to gain a little speed. Good punch could cover a multitude of sins. Even Tracey marrying Ryan. Okay, he's not so bad. He's rich, handsome and loves her to pieces. But there's just something creepy about the guy. I don't know. Forget I said anything.

While I pondered the groom's strangeness, Rochelle grabbed my wrist, digging her natural-length nails into my flesh. Without looking at her, I knew it was already too late. And we'd almost made it to punchdom.

Tracey wouldn't, couldn't throw that bouquet at me. But she did.

A few inches ahead, a group of women floated onto the green in front of us, forming a frightening pastel cloud. The bride broke through, holding her weapon of choice — peach hybrid roses from the Leverhill Botanical Gardens.

"Run!" Rochelle screamed with the concern of a fire marshal at a brewing blaze.

Obeying her command was my first mistake. The stop-drop-and-roll technique is always best to achieve my goals: avoid head trauma, keep the contacts in and keep the dress covering my backside.

As previously stated, I deviated from this method.

When nothing tagged the back of my head — seriously, they stopped aiming for my hands two summers ago — I did a dumb thing and turned around. The bouquet slapped against my forehead like a Jackie Chan sound effect. I tripped on my skirt trying to escape — she'd already nailed me, of course, but it was instinct. My dress ballooned around my waist like a giant boat made of Bubble Yum.

Then…the pain burned beneath my eye. What was that? I dropped to one knee, jerking the whole pink mess of me back into place, while peeking through my fingers. Something I mis-took for tears trickled into my mouth. Blood.

I wobbled to my feet. "What in the world?" I'd been hit with a lot of flowers, a few small shrubs even, but no one had ever drawn blood. This was past wrong.

Rochelle hovered over me, panting and picking greenery from between my braids. Satisfied with her job on that, she peeled back my fingers and surveyed the scratch under my eye. "The thorns. Tracey forgot to have them removed. It was the only thing on her list…sorry."

I took my hand off my eye. Rochelle's tone let me know that she hadn't been in on this but she had been aware of the possibility. Not for the first time, the Sassy Sistahs made me mad. Tracey approached slowly, waving like she always does after doing something crazy. I felt my anger wash away at the sight of her silly grin. Still, this was a bit much. "Thorns? You've got to be kidding."

"Wish I was." Rochelle dabbed my face with a napkin from her clutch. No doubt there was a first-aid kit, needle and thread, makeup bag and two shades of pantyhose crammed in that tiny thing. How she'd even managed to hold on to it while trying to drag me to safety was beyond me, but I'd long given up on trying to figure out Chelle's superhuman womanhood. She just has skills like that. I'm lucky to keep my shoes on. Although I did manage to keep my contacts in. A new accomplishment.

Just before Tracey reached us, someone from the groom's family intercepted and wheeled her away. The beginning of the end. She was no longer my roommate, my best friend. She was some-one's wife. We walked past Tracey, giving us the "be right there" signals.

Rochelle smiled.

I sulked. "Knowing Tracey, she probably thought it was more Christlike to leave the thorns on." Mock disgust sounded in my voice. I was trying to be mad and couldn't.

"Hush you," Rochelle said, using our code phrase for when one started in on another of the three. It was the standard defense, but right now I felt like pushing past it.

Tracey joined us and slipped an arm around — well, almost around — my waist. "Got you, didn't I? Sorry about your eye though."

"You'd better be glad I love y'all," I whispered as people packed in around us. Pain seared my scalp where Rochelle had raked a stem through my hair.

"Maybe if you'd helped with the wedding errands, you could have taken care of those thorns," Rochelle said, reaching back in her purse for her dabbing cloth.

Ouch. That hurt way more than my eye. The truth always does. I pushed away Rochelle's hand, preferring to blink my own way back to health. In a minute, there'd be no skin left on the right side of my face. That girl was dangerous with a Kleenex.

Tracey started to say something, but was called away…again. I took a deep breath, watching her walk to the punch table with her mother-in-law. Where was the groom? Why was I the one getting jealous instead of him? Shouldn't her husband have been the one hunting her down?

Like I said, he's a little weird. This whole deal was. But there was no use trying to explain that to Rochelle. She wasn't trying to hear it. So I did what I always do — tried to explain it anyway. "Look, Rochelle, I already regret not helping out with the wedding. But I just wasn't sure about this. When I dated Ryan —"

She tried the neck thing again. With success this time. "Dated? Is that what you call it? That mess was so boring he just stopped calling and came back to the singles group. So he wasn't for you. No reason he can't be the one for Tracey." In a deft motion, she grabbed a napkin from the table next to us, wadded it quickly and removed several layers of my epidermis. "There's just one last spot…."

She reached out again, but I shook my head, thinking I should have thrown in some cookies with the Ben and Jerry's waiting for me at home. The line we'd joined without meaning to inched toward the punch and some gruesome-looking cake with what appeared to be bubble gum toothpaste for filling. I definitely should have helped with the wedding plans. At least the punch looked good. It would have to be.

The line crept on. So did the conversation, though I was reluctant to respond. "Just to be clear. I do not want Ryan. Never did. I don't want anybody. And I don't appreciate the insinuation." My lips barely moved as we spoke through our smiles so no one would hear. Only a ventriloquist could do better.

Rochelle nodded. "Okay, so that was a bit much."

"Quite a bit. I'm just not feeling Ryan, okay? I know you've got a chapter and verse for why I shouldn't think that, but I'm just being real. Tracey is like a piece of me. How can Ryan be totally wrong for me and totally right for her? I'm having a hard time understanding that." I glanced toward the punch bowl at Tracey. She looked happy. So why did I doubt she'd stay that way? "I'm surprised Ryan put down his cell phone long enough to get married, actually."

"Me, too," Rochelle whispered, in a moment of weakness.

"But he married her," she said, regaining strength. "Now we have to keep them lifted up in prayer." She squeezed my hand.

I squeezed back, knowing she'd prayed for me just that quick. She was right. I needed to let this go. "I can't believe you thought I was jealous though."

I wasn't, was I?


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risadabomb on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
From the back cover:Once, twice, ten times a bridesmaid!I, Dana Rose, do solemnly swear to say "I won't" the next time someone asks me to be in their wedding party. My weak will has gained me a closet full of unflattering bridesmaids' dresses in various sizes to accommodate my ever-fluctuating waistline.As if that isn't enough, the past is paying me a most unwelcome visit (my prodigal brother, my back-stabbing sis). Then there's Mr. Practically Perfect, the ex who not only married someone else, but opened the business of our dreams -- right across from my new shop! It's no wonder I've got problems! I'm thankful I've got my friends, the Sassy Sisterhood, to rely on . . .The Sassy Sisterhood:They get by with a little help from their friends. Risa's review:This book is a "chick lit/Christian fiction" type of novel. The story line had potential but it was really boring. The story started off light with some humor but as it progressed it became heavier and heavier.
debs4jc on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Plot Summary: What happens, When & Where, Central Characters, Major ConflictsDana has been a bridesmaid 10 times, and at this latest wedding she doesn't duck fast enough when the bouquet comes zingng her way. Sporting a scratch from the thorns, she just wants to go home to her pint of Chunky Monkey ice cream when she runs into her ex-boyfriend. Dana keeps experiencing one misfortune after another in this book, but she also keeps trying to live the way God would want her too. So when a client wants to hire her to be in her wedding, and gives her a 29 page handbook of instructions, she just smiles graciously and says "sure" (OK, she really needed the cash as well). But eventually Dana needs to learn that God also wants her to take care of herself--a lesson that won't come easy and that will take the help of her girlfriends, family, and even that ex-boyfriend.Style Characterisics: Pacing, clarity, structure, narrative devices, etc.Packed with humor, although the author doesn't always make the best word choices. The situations are exaggerated and not very realistic, but that is part of what makes it so humorous and fun. Dana tells the story throughout, with a typical modern tone and with a voice that reflects her African American culture. How Good is it?A fun read, for laughing out loud when you need a fun escape from reality--yet with a subtle lesson about life thrown in.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
OMG! I loved this book. I rushed home from work everyday to read it, not really wanting it to end. Well done again Mrs. Griffith!--Christy N. Bennett of Accokeek, MD
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Deborah_K More than 1 year ago
I wasn't sure whether I'd like this book since it appeared to be marketed to African-American females, and I'm Asian-American. Luckily I was proven wrong. 'Pink' was a breezy refreshing read. The characters seemed real, not preachy or annoying and actually relatable. It was very cool to find out what goes on inside the fashion design world and how a small business operates. And it was very nice to to see the story from Flex's POV and not just assuming what he was thinking from Raya. Looking foward to reading Jade!
MichelleSutton More than 1 year ago
Dana has some pretty entertaining adventures in this wonderfully written novel. Some are pretty heartbreaking and all are life changing. You will be hooked once you start this book. Cheering for her and holding your breath as one disaster after another falls into her lap. Sadly, many of the betrayals she felt are far too common, even in church settings. I found this witty novel refreshingly real and the subtle humor about ice cold showers made me smile. In the end, love won and that's what makes for a fantastic story. Hurry up and order this novel. Once released, they'll go flying off the shelves!