I'm a police officer. Recently, I was accosted by a set of twins and ordered to follow them to their Sorority House. It seems they were planning on marrying me even though I was twice their ages and already married with children. Nothing I could do could dissuade them from their apparently senseless ideas. They were holding a gun on me that seemed to be a toy. Could talk I turkey to them?
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About the Author
Mario V Farina has worked all his life, from age 18 to 90. He worked for the American Locomotive Company, served in the U. S. Army during WWII, was employed at General Electric. He taught computers at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. After leaving his position with RPI, he became employed with the State Labor Department of New York. He’s a car buff, a pun creator, and a computer enthusiast. He wrote textbooks for the programming languages COBOL and FORTRAN and wrote a book of puns and short stories called, “A Little Light Reading,” as well as over 20 other books. Several of his books were translated into other languages. This is his first foray into the world of digital publishing, with the help of his computer tutor (firstname.lastname@example.org).