How to Be President

How to Be President

by Stephen P. Williams

Hardcover

$5.98

Overview

You’ve won the election and you wake up on your first day in the White House—Where’s the bathroom? How do you get breakfast? Where do you sit at a cabinet meeting? When can you use Air Force One? This essential,  illustrated employee manual explains the real nuts and  bolts of being the President of the United States. Learn:

  • How to read a teleprompter
  • How to greet foreign dignitaries
  • How to light the White House Christmas tree
  • How to get laundry done
  • How to have a pizza delivered to the Oval Office

…and other need-to-know information, including  benefits, vacation days, and the perks and duties of  the world’s toughest job.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780811864411
Publisher: Sterling
Publication date: 12/27/2007
Pages: 128
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 7.50(h) x (d)

About the Author

Stephen P. Williams has written for the New York Times, Newsweek, and Martha Stewart Living. He lives in New York City.

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Presidential Freebies
As President, you are entitled to a number of White House freebies and perquisites, including:
 
-Ballpoint pens
-Personalized stationary
-64 TV channels provided by District Cablevision; unlimited channels via White House satellite receivers.
-High-speed Internet access
-Toothbrush cups displaying the Presidential Seal
-Valet and housekeeping services
-Commander-in-chief terrycloth bathrobe
-Unlimited periodical and newspaper subscriptions
-All meals
-First-run and yet-to-be-released movies, as well as older movies, free of charge by the Motion Picture Association of America
-Wake-up service
-Local and international calls
-Nightly bedspread turndown service
-Unlimited mints and hard candy
 
Deodorant, hair spray, toothpaste, and other personal, non-medical items are your responsibility.

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How to Be President 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
ALincolnNut on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This little book is an amusing little diversion into the world of the life of the president. In short little bursts, the author answers vexing questions -- everything from making life and death decisions in the Situation Room to ordering take out food. Some of the information in the book is likely accurate; some of it is also clearly meant as a joke.There are other serious books about the day to day aspects of presidential life. But for amusement, none top this tongue-in-cheek overview.