Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant: Operation Branding Iron, 2.1A

Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant: Operation Branding Iron, 2.1A

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Overview

A Marine Infantry Officer confesses his lust for killing and f!cking everything in sight, his desire to beat his boss's face in and frag the battalion staff, his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines, his burning desire to win a game of gay chicken at all costs, his personal mission to nail the combat reporter who joined his unit, his sexual arousal at the sight of ED (Enemy Death), and his inability to take serious things seriously; while planning and executing the last combat operation of his deployment in Afghanistan; a nighttime helicopter raid named, Operation Branding Iron Part 2.1A. (Continued from National Geographic's "Battlefield Afghanistan") This is undoubtedly the most honest and raw account of an Officer's thoughts and actions during combat that has ever been written. After publishing this book, Donny O'Malley's job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction. It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martial. Senior officer's will slam him, military historians will be shocked, and all civilians will be 100% certain he's psychotic. Fortunately, the book is written for the opposite of those mentioned above. It’s written for Enlisted guys. Officers who are brave enough to read will either cry themselves to sleep, jerk themselves off to Donny's picture, or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the book.This book is a reach-around to all enlisted, and a F!CK YOU to every Officer who has ever written a politically correct, full-of-sh!t, “I’m a great leader,” book about combat. Every single one of those fucking jerkoffs wrote a book for civilians that not a single enlisted guy ever gave two-shits about. The truth is that Marines love killing more than they love pvssy; they fantasize about mowing down insurgents with a 240 on post while 70 virgins take turns blowing them.This is who we are, and I’m sick and tired of nerdy book writers hiding our reality from the public. F!ck the public, they’ll judge us and say we’re psychotic until they watch an ISIS beheading video, and then they'll beg us to come out of our cage to fight the bad guys. At which time we’ll head to the front line of evil and kill them all with a smile. Enjoy the read my brothers, this one's for you.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781943979004
Publisher: O'Malley Entertainment, LLC
Publication date: 10/08/2015
Series: Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant , #1
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 264,175
Product dimensions: 4.30(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.60(d)

Table of Contents

Dedication

Preface

Introduction- The Road to War

More Preface

Actual Journal Entry- June 30

Gay Chicken- July 3

Scent of an Angel- July 3

The Hunt Begins- July 4

Actual Journal Entry- July 4

MindFuck- July 4

Actual Journal Entry- July 5

The Shack- July 5

The New York Philharmonic- July 6-8

The Hunt Continues- July 8

Close Call- July 9

The Hunt Concludes- July 10

Parting Thoughts and Call to Action

Irreverent Warriors

Acknowledgements

One last thing

Letter to Marine Corps Leadership

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