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This is the interiorized mythopoetic wet dream of Buffy Strangelove and his multifarious personae, swallowing L. Ron Hubbard and Jerry Falwell whole before breakfast and puking it out before lunch.
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About the Author
David Kettle was born in Tottenham, Florida UK. He started his youth as a Welsh coal miner. He soon tired of the sooty occupation & moved into a career as influence peddler in the Scottish Parliament. After he was ousted for being underage, he fled to the Ukraine thinking this was a British colony because of the abbreviation UK in the encyclopedia. He found no work there but many Ukrainians. A short train ride brought him to his present home in Western Australia, a town whose name no one can pronounce, Ngbhlumbfumbgh. Here Mr. Kettle soaks himself in denatured papoose juice & sticks his fingers in the typewriter keys. "The excrutiating pain drives him to write."