Never Too Young to Die

Never Too Young to Die

John Stamos
Director: Gil Bettman Cast: John Stamos
John Stamos
, Vanity
, Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons
Gil Bettman

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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job.

Product Details

Release Date: 04/11/2017
UPC: 0826663174373
Original Release: 1986
Source: Shout Factory
Region Code: 1A
Time: 1:37:00
Sales rank: 19,455

Special Features

Audio commentary with pop culture historian Russell Dyball; TV spot

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
John Stamos Lance Stargrove
Vanity Danja Deering
Gene Simmons Carruthers,Velvet Von Ragner
George Lazenby Drew Stargrove
Peter Kwong Cliff
Ed Brock Pyramid
John Anderson Arliss
Robert Englund Riley
Ivar Mireles Waitress
Tara Buckman Sacrificed Punkette
Curtis Taylor Barton
Jon Greene Coach Madsen
Tim Colceri Grady
John Miranda Mr. Wilder
Art Payton Minister
Gary Kasper Wrestler
Randy Hall Minkie
Branscombe Richmond Minkie's Partner
Patrick M. Wright Actor

Technical Credits
Gil Bettman Director,Screenwriter
Deborah Evans Set Decoration/Design
Anton Fritz Screenwriter
Roger George Special Effects
James Newton Howard Score Composer
Ned Humphreys Editor
Michael Kingsley Score Composer
Irene Koster Songwriter
Ralph Lane Score Composer
Fred Long Costumes/Costume Designer
Lennie Niehaus Score Composer
Stuart Paul Original Story
Steven Paul Producer,Screenwriter
Dale Allan Pelton Production Designer
Garry Schyman Score Composer
Lorenzo Semple Screenwriter
Paul Seydor Editor
Michael Spatola Makeup
Chip Taylor Score Composer
Dean Tschetter Production Designer
Carol Westcott Set Decoration/Design
David Worth Cinematographer
Wolfgang Zilzer Songwriter

Scene Index

Disc #1 -- Never Too Young to Die
1. Chapter 1
2. Chapter 2
3. Chapter 3
4. Chapter 4
5. Chapter 5
6. Chapter 6
7. Chapter 7
8. Chapter 8
9. Chapter 9
10. Chapter 10
11. Chapter 11
12. Chapter 12
1. Chapter 1 [10:11]
2. Chapter 2 [19:35]
3. Chapter 3 [20:02]
4. Chapter 4 [14:40]
5. Chapter 5 [15:51]
6. Chapter 6 [17:00]
7. Chapter 7 [:02]

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