A man who is mostly a skunk
a traveling bathroom
a VAT of stink juice
A large herd of animals in Tanzania
Stuff in this book that doesn't smell
A beautiful princess.
Except she's not in this book.
About the Author
Rhea Perlman is an actress, a mother, and a very bad singer. She mostly plays lousy bad guys like Matilda's mother in the movie Matilda and Carla the loudmouth waitress on Cheers. Her nicknames are Rhe Peeman, Pee Rheman, and Ritz Pritzle. She is the author of five other books in the Otto Undercover series.
Read an Excerpt
"Are there any animals in this play?" Otto whispered to Aunt FooFoo.
"I don't think so," she said.
"That's what I thought. C'mon, we just got a message. We're going on a mission." Otto stood up.
"We have to leave," whispered FooFoo to her sister. "There are no animals in this play. We're going on a mission."
They got up and started pushing their way through the row.
FiFi's hearing aid wasn't working very well, and she thought FooFoo had said something else. She was outraged.
"There are cannibals in this play, and they're kissing," said FiFi loudly, following them out of the theater.
The rest of the audience heard that and they all got up and began walking out.
The curtain went up. The actors on-stage saw the entire audience leaving and thought that they had time-traveled to the end of the play. They took a bow.
The curtain came down.Otto Undercover #5: The Brink of Ex-stink-tion. Copyright © by Rhea Perlman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.