Baby's First Felony (Cecil Younger Series #7)

Baby's First Felony (Cecil Younger Series #7)

by John Straley

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Shamus Award–winner John Straley returns to his critically acclaimed Cecil Younger detective series, set in Sitka, Alaska, a land of perfect beauty and not-so-perfect locals.

Criminal defense investigator Cecil Younger spends his days coaching would-be felons on how to avoid incriminating themselves. He even likes most of the rough characters who seek his services. So when Sherrie, a returning client, asks him to track down some evidence to clear her of a domestic violence charge, Cecil agrees. Maybe he’ll find something that will get her abusive boyfriend locked up for good.

Cecil treks out to the shady apartment complex only to discover the “evidence” is a large pile of cash—fifty thousand dollars, to be exact. That is how Cecil finds himself in violation of one of his own maxims: Nothing good comes of walking around with a lot of someone else’s money.

In this case, “nothing good” turns out to be a deep freeze full of drug-stuffed fish, a murder witnessed at close range, and a kidnapping—his teenage daughter, Blossom, is snatched as collateral for his cooperation. The reluctant, deeply unlucky investigator turns to an unlikely source for help: the misfit gang of clients he’s helped to defend over the years. Together, they devise a plan to free Blossom and restore order to Sitka. But when your only hope for justice lies in the hands of a group of criminals, things don’t always go according to plan.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781616958794
Publisher: Soho Press, Incorporated
Publication date: 07/03/2018
Series: Cecil Younger Series , #7
Sold by: Penguin Random House Publisher Services
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 426,563
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

John Straley was born in Redwood City, California. He received a BA in English from the University of Washington, but settled in Sitka, Alaska, with his wife, Jan, a prominent whale biologist. John worked for thirty years as a criminal defense investigator, and many of the characters in his books were inspired by his work. Now retired, he lives with his wife in a bright green house on the beach and writes in his weathertight office overlooking Old Sitka Rocks. The former Writer Laureate of Alaska, he is the author of ten novels, including Cold Storage, Alaska and the Shamus Award–winner The Woman Who Married a Bear, the first Cecil Younger investigation.

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The Allocution

If it please the Court: Your Honors, I stand before you today to tell the story of what happened. My words are not to be offered as any form of excuse, not even as an explanation, but I want to tell you the entire experience as it happened to me. Then, of course, you will be free to decide what you will.

It was the year of a hundred and six consecutive days of rain, and I had lost my daughter to her cell phone. The rain began at the end of summer, but the days were indistinguishable from late fall, each one blending to another in a slurry of rainfall, brightened only by a sunbreak a few minutes each day. The first completely dry day did not occur until December, when we had a cold high-pressure system move in that brought freezing temperatures that turned Swan Lake into a mirror of ice.

People's moods in Sitka, Alaska, were irritable both during and after the rain. This story starts in September before the darkest of the dark days had hit. This was still during the period of the jokes and well before the deaths and mayhem.

Todd had been asking me about the meaning of the Buddhist concept of "right relationship." Now, Your Honors, I know you might think I'm already beginning to drift, but bear with me, for this turns out to be one of the more slippery of the foundational stones of the eight-fold path — not that there are any real bodhisattvas in this cast of characters. But there are, as they say, many ways to get lost in this world, and "wrong relationship" is one of the most common.

As you may remember from the previous briefing, Todd lives in my house and has for many years. He was involved in the circumstances of this crime, a fact that I still regret. He and I are both now in our late fifties, and we relate to each other as brothers, even though there was a time when he was my ward, and I essentially had legal custody of him after his parents passed away. Todd rests comfortably on the solidly affected end of the Asperger's scale. Recently he has been learning to tell jokes as part of his occupational therapy. Joke telling, it turns out, helps create a kind of ready-made emotional relationship for people with autism. They say funny things, people laugh, display emotion and the autistic person laughs in response to the other person's laughter and presto: without having a clue of what an inner emotional world is like, they have entered into an emotional relationship.

Todd has lived his life with a series of obsessions. He has been fascinated with the patterns on manhole covers and the mechanics of how whales swim across the ocean. He has memorized the populations of all the major cities in the world and knows the make and model of almost every audio recording device ever manufactured. He loves animals and children, and his current interests include Buddhism and telling jokes.

Todd and I were walking back from work. I had walked from the Public Defender Agency, where I worked as a criminal defense investigator. I had stopped off at the jail to see one of our clients who had been locked up, and then I went over to the senior center to pick up Todd from his job in the kitchen. The rain was easing up to a light pebbling on the lake, and a few ducks were waddling in the middle of the street where someone had dumped a full bag of chips out of their car. This was irritating to the drivers along Lake Street but not enough for anyone to blow their horn, because it appeared that most everyone still enjoyed watching the ducks.

"Cecil, what is a right relationship?" Todd asked.

I took a deep breath. I was in a kind of peevish mood. The man I had just seen in jail was someone I had known for years who had stolen glassware out of a chemistry lab. He was found curled up in the gym where he had passed out after drinking the pure grain alcohol he had run across in the lab. He had fallen on the beakers several times as he made his way to the gym, so the linoleum floor was smeared red with blood, and his clothes sparkled like sequins when two cops and a dispatcher hoisted him into the booking area. This would be the first time he would be tried as an adult for burglary. His father was dead from walking drunk off a dock, and he had broken his mother's heart so many times she had tough- loved him out of the house as a life-saving measure. I don't like to use real names for anyone not named as a co-defendant, so I call him Sweeper, like the clown who sweeps up the spotlight. He is hard to help.

"I don't know, Todd. I don't know what a right relationship is."

"Don't you and Jane Marie have a right relationship?"

"Well ... Yeah ... I think so ... I used to think so. But nothing is perfect."

"It's 'right.' Not 'perfect,'" Todd said as we walked. He is bald now. His glasses are his only hairline. Still he walks with a tottering flat-footed walk of a trained bear.

What irritated me about trying to explain religious concepts to Todd was that I wanted to tell him the truth, even though he would have no idea if I was being accurate and would take it on good faith. This bothers me.

"There is an old story about a man the Gods doomed to push a rock up a mountain. Remember that one?"

"Sisyphus," Todd said. He had gone through a long Greek and Roman obsession. "Yes."

"I think, we are all like that, buddy. Life is like that. Pushing that rock up the hill. What you are looking for is the person who understands your particular punishment, a person who will not pester you about rolling the rock up the hill. If you are lucky you find a person to kiss the bleeding callouses on your hands, and one for whom you will do the same."

"Oh." He stopped and looked at me. The raindrops on his glasses trembled as if they were Christmas ornaments swinging behind the windows of his thick lenses. Finally, a man in a pickup truck honked his horn, and the ducks scattered in a squall of feathers. Todd had a quizzical look on his face, and I could tell he was running the whole idea of sharing God's punishment through his mind like a vending machine trying to process a well-made slug.

"Tell me your joke today," I said.

Jane Marie, my wife, had been keeping on me to vet the jokes Todd was learning, for since it was known that Todd was telling jokes, people all over town were happy to tell him new ones, and Jane Marie worried some were not appropriate for all audiences and Todd would get himself in trouble. There had been an incident a few years ago when a little girl was crying outside the swimming pool, and she asked Todd if he could take her in to help her change into her suit, and he said he couldn't and that he was sorry, and when the little girl asked why, Todd explained that the locker room was for women only because, "Vaginas were generally considered private and were only really comfortable being exposed to other females in situations such as locker rooms or some public restrooms." Well, the lifeguard on duty heard the last of this, and there was a small-town kerfuffle about his choice of language, and Todd couldn't go to the swimming pool without me for a while, and it caused Jane Marie some heartburn in the joke department.

Todd took a deep breath and straightened his glasses. "A little boy was sitting on the curb in town eating a big handful of chocolate bars, one after another, and an old man comes up to him and says, 'You know, young man, you really shouldn't eat so much chocolate. It's not good for you,' and the little boy says, 'I don't know, my grandpa lived to be one hundred and three.' The old man said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, did your grandpa eat a lot of chocolate?' and the little boy said, 'No but he learned to mind his own fucking business.'"

By this time, we were through the roundabout and to the only stoplight downtown, and the wind was hitting us straight on without obstruction from the east. Todd's glasses were now a haze of mist, dotted with raindrops. Though we could have crossed without danger to get undercover on the opposite corner, we waited in the soaking wind because Todd honors all laws.

"It's a good joke," I said. "If you tell it with anyone under twelve years old around, just change the 'fuck' to 'damn.' You'll be fine."

Todd nodded. He had taken many similar notes and understood the F-word problem.

"Cecil?" he asked.

"What?" I responded.

"Why was the little boy eating chocolate bars sitting on the curb of the street?"

The light changed but just before we stepped down off the curb I considered his question. I never like to brush him off or give him the impression I'm not giving his inquiries full consideration.

"It's just funnier. I guess." We hurried across the street.

By the time we got home the house was in a full frenzy of pre-dinner homework bickering: Jane Marie was stirring a pot of boiling red sauce, and Blossom was standing at the head of a bare table staring into her phone.

"Cecil, will you talk to your daughter?" was my wife's greeting as I topped the stairs to our living room/kitchen, which looked out over the channel. Blossom did not acknowledge my existence.

"Mi familia!" I said as happily as I could. "Daughter, is there trouble in paradise?"

"Mom is being a bitch," Blossom said, without raising her heavily mascaraed eyes from her phone, which she appeared to be drumming with her thumbs.

Jane Marie slapped the spoon into the sauce and started to make a move around the stove like a professional wrestler about to climb the turnbuckle to go for a body slam.


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