All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead


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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780811874557
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Publication date: 06/30/2010
Pages: 96
Sales rank: 43,508
Product dimensions: 4.70(w) x 6.10(h) x 0.60(d)
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.

Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.

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All My Friends Are Dead 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 106 reviews.
TulsaDave More than 1 year ago
We put this book on our coffee table, and whenever people come over, they immediately see it and crack up. Without fail. This is definitely going to be my go-to Christmas gift this year.
MLynne More than 1 year ago
I love this book. It is quirky and funny, and good for starting a conversation about a topic rarely discussed in our culture - death. Unfortunately, the formatting of the Nook version is terrible, the humor is more difficult to 'get' because things that should be on the same page aren't. This is the first time I have had this problem with a Nook book and I hope it will be corrected.
crazylilcuban More than 1 year ago
A little morbid, but absolutely adorable and just plain hilarious. I saw a blog about the book online and immediately ordered it. I loved each and every page, and definitely think this is a fantastic adult "kids book."
Sandra Wood More than 1 year ago
$ 6.39 for 6 pages of cartoons, and not much else.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book! However, the eBook format is a bit screwy. The images & text do not match up page to page, which takes away from the 'story'. Other than that, it's very humorous.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I laughed the whole time i read it!:) It was so weird but so incredibly funny at the same time. I recommend it to anyone over the age of 10. BTW: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.....HAHAHAHAHAHA Just Kidding.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think it is hilarous but the nook version destroys the flow. However it was 9.99 at target which is still worth it because the pages are not chopped up as it is on nook. Sally ... avid reader with a great sense of humor
Alexa Aliotta More than 1 year ago
this book is amazing. worth every penny!
LilUziVert More than 1 year ago
All my friends are dead.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You all know (if you read the person's thing about Frozen Club) it is an all girl club and you have to put you name, age, and adress in a fake review for More Stories from Grandma's Attic. DON'T PUT ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION ON A POST THAT PEOPLE WITH NOOKS ALL OVER THE WORLD CAN READ!!!!! What if the person who invented the"Frozen Club" is a 50 year old man that wants to kidnap you insread of an innocent girl wanting to be in a club. You never know who wants you to post your personal information and then collect it, go to your house in the middle of the night and kidnap you or something. You can never trust strangers!
GrapeNuts More than 1 year ago
This is something for everyone to enjoy! From an old guy who's most friends are dead to now having them all be dead. trees and end tables phil and doug....friendship... a ventrilaquist and mannequin...warning... If you're in middle school and highschool, make sure you know who has it, it tends to get passed around and stolen. If you're a business person, bring it to work in a display case. You're a doctor? Bring it into the Autopsy room.
Britt84 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Absolutely hilarious! Loved it :)
fallingbullets on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
The blurb says 'the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book you'll ever read' and it couldn't be truer. Such a fantastic little read.
JonathanGorman on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Short, amusing book that would serve as a delightful coffee table book for the slightly morbid. Maybe I need to get a coffee table now.
zzshupinga on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
First of all if you're looking at getting this for a young kid...don't. This is not a kids book, unless you're looking at introducing death to them in a humorous/unusual way.What this book is, is a short, funny, dark look at how death can come to everyone and everything...even the inanimate. Each page features a different character with a short statement about how death has impacted them, including a sock bemoaning its missing mate and a plant asking you to stop buying its friends if you're just going to kill it. Its a quick read, but it will have you laughing quickly and cheer you up on those days that you're feeling down.
meggyweg on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
An example of a rare and captivating species, the adult picture book. It'll definitely make you chuckle (in a sad way). And the ending put into words the kind of thoughts I've been pondering for years.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Quick but funny!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is beautiful and deserves all the love
LilUziiVert More than 1 year ago
Push me to the edge.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I realy like this book my fav part was the last couple pages.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is to die for.
Suznotu More than 1 year ago
it's pretty funny. I gave it to one childhood friend who's passing it on to another, etc., etc. Get it/give it while it's still funny. It's not a Great Grandparent gift, but you know that-
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This book is hilarious